Whether you want to add some fun to a lunchbox note, liven up storytime, or just share a laugh with friends and family, these elephant jokes are sure to delight. Get ready for a stampede of smiles!
Elephant Jokes and Riddle Jokes
Big laughs are coming your way! We’ve rounded up the funniest elephant jokes and riddle jokes that kids will love. These clean, clever jokes are perfect for brightening up any moment and making everyone smile. Get ready for some tusk-tastic fun! What is the biggest ant in the world? An eleph-ant. What’s an elephant’s favorite font to use? Ella font. What time is it when ten elephants are chasing you? Ten after one! What do you call an elephant that hates taking baths? A smellyphant! What happens when you cross an elephant with a rabbit? You get a hare-lephant. How do you hide an elephant in a cherry tree? Paint its toenails red. Why do you never see elephants hiding up cherry trees? Because they’re good at it! Why should you never walk in the outside between seven and eight o’clock? Because that’s when elephants get off of the trees. What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence? Time to fix the fence! What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck. What’s the best way to raise a baby elephant? With a forklift. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros? Elephino. Why did the elephant start a stampede? Because it wanted to be herd. What is the elephant’s favorite sport? Squash. Why do elephants never forget? Because nobody ever tells them anything. What is an elephant’s super power? They’re great at multi-tusking! What’s an elephant’s favorite part of a tree? The trunk! What did the elephant say to his girlfriend? “I love you a ton.” What’s as large as an elephant but weighs nothing at all? An elephant’s shadow. Why did the elephant get pulled over? He was speeding through the stomp sign. Why was the elephant afraid to go to the computer store? Because they sold mice. Why do elephants need trunks? They have no glove compartments. What’s big and grey and keeps you dry in the rain? An umbrellaphant. What’s large in size, gray, and has red spots? An elephant with chickenpox! Why do elephants trumpet? Because they don’t know how to play the violin. What’s the only way an elephant flies? By dumbo jet! What has big ears and makes toys for Santa? Elfant. What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe? He called the tow truck. What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? Irrelephant! What do elephants take when they get hysterical? Trunkquilizers. How can you tell if an elephant is under your bed? Your nose will touch the ceiling. What do you call two elephants on a bicycle? Optimistic! How do elephants talk to each other? On the ele-phone! What do you call an elephant with a TV antenna on its head? An eleph-antenna! What does an elephant mom say to her children every morning? I love each and ivory one of you!” Why are elephants so wrinkly? Because ironing them takes way too long. Why did the elephant flap its ears? Because it was its biggest fan. What happens when an elephant gets lightheaded? It ele-faints. What is beautiful, gray, and wears glass shoes? Cinderelephant. What happens when you cross a fish with an elephant? Swimming trunks. How do elephants keep cool in the summer? Ear conditioning! How do elephants bathe? With their trunks on. How do you get four elephants into a car? Two in the front, two in the back. How do you put four elephants into a fridge? Open the car door, take the elephants out, close the car door, open the fridge, put the elephants inside, close the fridge. What always goes down but never goes up? An elephant in an elevator. What does an elephant say on Halloween? Trunk-or-Treat! What do you call an elephant that laughs a lot? An elaughant.
Elephant Puns
Get set for some more fun with our collection of elephant puns! Whether you need a cute joke for a card, a playful pun for a lunchbox, or just want to share a laugh, these clever wordplays are sure to make you smile. So grab your sense of humor and let’s make some trunk-worthy memories! You make my heart trump-et with love! From tusk until dawn. You’re elephantastic! That’s irr-elephant. Are you up to the tusk? Trunk you very much! I’m all ears! Also, check out our collection of shark jokes, fish puns and jokes as well as octopus jokes for more under-the-sea giggles.
