Whether you’re sneaking a joke into a lunchbox, planning a classroom activity, or just brewing up some family fun, these clean and funny witch jokes are sure to charm kids of all ages. Get your giggle cauldrons ready, these jokes are wickedly good!
Witch Jokes and Riddle Jokes
Cackling for laughs? These witch jokes and riddle jokes mix spooky fun with silly punchlines, perfect for Halloween parties or magical giggle sessions! Why was the witch’s broom late? It over swept. What happened to the naughty witch at school? She was ex-spelled. What do witches in Australia ride? Broomerangs! What kind of tests do they give witches at schools? Hex-aminations. What do you learn in witch school? Spelling. Why do witches wear name tags? So they know which one is witch. Where does the witch go for a vacation? Anywhere that has a broom with a view. What hobby do witches enjoy in their spare time? Witch crafts. Which of the witch’s friends was good at baseball? The bat. How do witches on broomsticks drink their hot tea? Very carefully! What kind of makeup do witches wear? Mas-scare-a. What do you call it when witches are optimistic about the future? Witchful thinking. What has six legs and sits on a broomstick? A witch with her cat! Why do witches fly on brooms? Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy! What sound does a witch’s car make? “Brrrroom, brrrrroom!” Why couldn’t the little witch read her spellbook? It was written in curse-ive. How do witches stay in touch? With a spell-phone! What do you call someone who doesn’t become a witch until they’re old? A late broomer! How do witches shop for all their gear? They make a witch-list first. What does a wicked witch like to read in the newspaper? Her horror scope! What sign was posted in the witches’ parking lot? Violators will be toad. What do you call a witch at the beach? A sandwich. What does a witch use to stick things together? Spellotape. How do witches stay in shape? They do hex-ercises!
Witch Puns
Witch-ever way you cast it, these witch puns are brew-tifully funny! Full of wordplay and Halloween charm, they’re perfect for making kids (and grown-ups!) laugh out loud without any spooky scares. You are the best broommate in the world. Witch you were here. Have a hex-tra special day. You’re brew-tiful! I’m so hex-cited! Also, check out our collection of Halloween riddles, fall puns and jokes as well as Halloween jokes for more giggles.
