If you need a lunchbox giggle, a fun twist to a lesson, or a chilly pun to brighten the day, these winter jokes will do the trick. Perfect for spreading smiles all season long!
Winter Jokes and Riddle Jokes
Get ready for a frosty good time with our collection of fun winter jokes and riddles! Perfect for kids, these clean and cheerful jokes will bring lots of giggles and wintery fun to your day! Why don’t mountains get cold in winter? They wear snow-caps! Why did the snowman go to therapy? He had a meltdown! How do you keep from getting cold feet during the winter? Do not walk around brr-footed! What do you call a snowman in summer? A puddle! Why did winter go to school? To be cool-er! What do you call a group of musical snowflakes? A snow-chestra! When does winter begin? When fall leaves. What did a police officer say when he saw a snowman stealing? Freeze! Where does a snowman find the weather report? On the winter-net. Why did the snowball go to school? To get a little brr-ighter! Why do icicles hang around roofs? They’re chilling out! What does winter use to write? An ice-pen! Why are snowflakes so confident? They’re one of a kind! What did the tree say after a long winter? Oh, what a re-leaf! Why was the snowman good at school? He was a cool student! Why does a snowman love winter? It is snow much fun! Why was the winter so good at math? It knew how to chill-culate! What do superheroes add to their drinks during winter season? Just-ice. Where did a snowman go during the snowstorm? Sno-where. Why is Frosty never late? Because time waits for snow-man. How does a snow globe feel after the winter storm? A little shaken. Have you heard about the snowman who fell for a mitten? It was a glove at first sight! What do you get when you cross a snowman and a crocodile? Frost bite. Can you name the one thing that keeps falling in winter but never gets hurt? Snowflakes! What do you call a ghost in the winter? Casp-brr. Why did a boy wear just one snow boot? He heard there was a 50% chance of snow! Why does nobody like eating outside in the winter? It’s frost come, frost served. Why did the bear keep getting fired? He always disappeared in the winter season. What do you call a winter party? An ice-breaker!
Winter Puns
Fun reindeer puns and whale-related wordplay that your kids will adore. Perfect to add to all kinds of Christmas cards or gift tags and to celebrate special people in your life as well as special occasions. So dive in and enjoy some whale-sized giggles and fun! It’s a winter-ful life. I’m snow excited about winter! Ice to meet you! It’s un-brr-lievably cold! I’m snow-verwhelmed by the beauty of winter. I’m having an ice day, how about you? Sweater late than never. Snow doubt about it, winter’s here! The snowman had a meltdown at work. Winter activities can really sleigh me. You don’t like my winter pun? How cold. After all is sled and done, I still love winter. I’m on thin ice with this joke! He boldly went where snowman has gone before. This snowman is snow joke! I’m mitten you so much right now! Also, check out our collection of shark jokes, snowman puns and jokes as well as polar bear jokes for more winter themed giggles.
