From sweet treats to Cupid’s arrows, these clean and kid-friendly jokes are perfect for sharing with family, friends, or anyone who needs a little extra love this season. So, grab your hearts, chocolates, and some laughter, because these Valentine’s Day jokes are sure to make every day feel a little more special!
Valentine’s Day Jokes and Riddle Jokes
Get ready for a heartwarming bundle of Valentine’s Day jokes and riddle jokes that will have everyone smiling! From silly punchlines to clever riddles, these jokes are perfect for kids, packed with clean fun and loads of giggles. Why did the Valentines get arrested? For stealing someone’s heart. What do you call two birds in love? Tweet-hearts! What do you call a small Valentine? A Valen-tiny. What did the strawberry say to the other strawberry on Valentine’s Day? I love you berry much. Who always has a date on Valentine’s Day? The calendar. What do farmers give on Valentine’s Day? Lots of hogs and kisses. How do vampires know their Valentine’s Day was a hit? It’s love at first bite! Do you already have a date for Valentine’s day? Yes, February 14th. What’s the perfect thing to say to a coffee-lover on Valentine’s Day? Words can not espresso how much I love you. What did the calculator say to the pencil on Valentine’s Day? “You can always count on me!” What did one volcano say to the other on Valentine’s Day? “I lava you!” What do you tell a pig on February 14? Happy Valen-swine’s Day! What’s Cupid’s favorite exercise? Arrow-bics! What do slugs put in their Valentine’s cards? “Will you be my Valen-slime?” What did the puzzle say on Valentine’s Day? “You complete me.” What do girl snakes write at the bottom of their love letters? Love and hisses. What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine’s Day? Cauliflowers! What do you say to an octopus on Valentine’s Day? I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand!
Valentine’s Day Puns
Get ready for a heart-filled collection of Valentine’s Day puns that your kids will absolutely love! Perfect for adding a fun twist to cards, gift tags, or just to spread some extra love and laughter. I whale always love you. Muffin can ever come between us, my Valentine! Don’t play heart to get! You’re one in chameleon! Bee my Valentine! We mermaid for each other. Let’s Valen-twine our hearts together! I can heartly wait to see you later. Also, check out our collection of shark jokes, fish puns and jokes as well as octopus jokes for more under-the-sea giggles.
