From clever wordplay to unexpected twists, these umbrella-themed quips will have you and your kiddos grinning from ear to ear. So grab your umbrellas (or just your sense of humor), and let’s sprinkle some laughter into your day!
Umbrella Jokes and Riddle Jokes
Prepare for a downpour of giggles with our collection of umbrella jokes and riddle jokes! Perfect for kids, these lighthearted and clean jokes will have everyone smiling, no matter the weather. From clever riddles to pun-filled punchlines, this collection is sure to brighten even the rainiest of days. What do you get when you spend $5 on an umbrella? Wet! What did the umbrella say to the wind? “I’m blown away by you!” The guy who invented the umbrella wanted to call it the “Brella”, but he hesitated. Why did the umbrella need to go to the therapist? It was told it had trouble opening up. Why did the detective carry an umbrella? Because he was undercover. I know a bunch of good jokes about umbrellas, but they usually go over people’s heads. Why was there an umbrella on the ice cream? There were too many sprinkles. What goes up when the rain goes down? Umbrellas. What’s grey, stands in a river when it rains and doesn’t get wet? An elephant with an umbrella. Why did the umbrella go to the art gallery? It wanted to see some rainbows! What kids of umbrella do most people carry on a rainy day? A wet one! What’s an umbrella’s favorite dessert? A rainbow cake! Why do people in the city usually carry umbrellas? Because umbrellas can’t walk. How do umbrellas greet each other during a storm? “Wet’s up, mate?” My wife asked me why Santa uses a big umbrella. I told her, “Because of all the rain, dear.” What’s an umbrella’s favorite exercise? Stretching its fabric! Why do umbrellas hate jokes? They don’t like to rain on anyone’s parade! Why did the man put the umbrella away and open his wallet? Because he was expecting some change in the weather! Why did the umbrella open up? It needed to vent! Why did the umbrella go to school? Because it wanted to get a little brighter! Why did the umbrella start a band? Because it had great cover songs!
Umbrella Puns
Get ready to weather a storm of laughter with our collection of umbrella puns! These clever and playful wordplays are perfect for brightening up a rainy day, adding humor to cards or captions, or simply sharing a giggle with friends and family. I’ve got you covered! I don’t trust my umbrella anymore. It always seems a bit shady. You’re umbrella-evable. The weather forecast calls for rain, therefore, I’ll bring an umbrella. It is the wetness protection program. I don’t trust umbrellas. They’re shady. Also, check out our collection of shark jokes, fish puns and jokes as well as octopus jokes for more under-the-sea giggles.
