So if you are a parent or a teacher that needs a clever pun or a joke to include in your kids’ lunch boxes, add to turtle lessons or to celebrate a birthday or any other occasion we have just the thing for you.
Turtle Puns
Clever turtle puns and turtle-related wordplay that your kids will absolutely love. Perfect to add to all kinds of cards and to celebrate special people in your life as well as special occasions. Turtley awesome! Shell-ebrate good times! You’re my shell-mate. I’m feeling turtley fine today. Don’t rush, take it turtle-y slow. Let’s shell-ebrate! Let’s take a shell-fie together. Have a turtley great day! Shell-o there! Shell we dance? Shell-ebrate the small wins. Turtley fun times ahead.
Turtle Jokes and Riddle Jokes
These are some of the most fun turtle jokes and riddle jokes ready for you and your kids to enjoy. What do you get when you cross a turtle with a giraffe? A slowpoke that can see over tall buildings! What kind of phone does a turtle use? A shell-phone! Why do turtles never get lost? Because they always carry their home with them! What do you call a famous turtle? A shell-ebrity! What kind of pictures do turtles like to take? Shell-fies Why did the turtle pop open the champagne? Because it wanted to shell-ebrate. What do you call a turtle who writes bestselling books? A shell-ebrated author! Why was the turtle shy at parties? It didn’t want to come out of its shell! What do turtles do when one of them gets married? They shell-ebrate! What did the turtle say to his sweetheart? “You’re turtley awesome!” How does a turtle answer the phone? Shell-o! Why did the turtle break up with his girlfriend? She was too shellfish! Also, check out our collection of fish puns and jokes as well as octopus jokes for more under-the-sea giggles.
