Whether your little ones love veggies, wordplay, or just a good giggle, these tomato-themed jokes are sure to grow on them. So sit back, relax, and let the laughter blossom!
Tomato Jokes and Riddle Jokes
We’ve picked the juiciest tomato jokes and riddles for you and your kids to enjoy! These vine-fresh laughs are perfect for adding some tasty fun to your day. What do tomatoes and potatoes have in common? Toes! What’s a tomato’s favorite dance? The salsa! How do you get a tomato to dance? Play some salsa music! What’s the worst thing about salsa dancing? Getting the tomato stains out afterwards! What do you call a tomato with a one-of-a-kind style? A cus-tomato! What did the big tomato say to the slow little tomato walking down the road? Ketchup! Why did the tomato cross the road? To ketchup with its friends. What’s red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator. I had no choice but to stop growing tomatoes. I was given an ul-tomato-m. Why did the tomato blush? It saw the salad dressing! What do you call it when a tomato does something super fast? An au-tomato-ic reaction! What did one tomato ask the other when it looked upset? What’s tomato with you? What do you get if you cross a tomato with a frog? Toma-toad! What did the tomato say when asked about the plan? I’m vine with that! What did the tomato say when asked how he cleans its teeth? “I put the toothbrush tomato-oth!” What looks like a half tomato? The other half. How do you fix a broken tomato? With tomato paste! What do you call a sick tomato that doesn’t feel sick? Asymp-tomato-ic! What do you call a tomato that’s ready to explode? A tomato-mic bomb! What did the tomato say to its best friend after a big hug? You’re vine-tastic!
Tomato Puns
Ready to ketchup on some silly fun? These tomato puns are perfect for cards, crafts, lunchbox notes, or anytime you need a pop of punny goodness. They’re ripe with laughter and vine-ripened just for kids! You’re sauce-some! You’re tomato-rrific! That’s tomato-ly awesome! Ketchup on life’s adventures! I love you from my head to-ma-toes! Here today, gone tomato. All you do is vine. We’re meant tomato-gether. Also, check out our collection of carrot jokes, sun puns and jokes as well as apple riddles for more giggles.
