So grab your snorkel (or snack), and let’s squidoodle into the deep blue zone!
Squid Jokes
Splash into laughter with these inky-dinky squid jokes for kids! Perfect for big laughs, silly smiles, and ocean-sized fun! What did the squid say when asked if it wanted to play hide and seek? I have to ink about it! Where do you keep a newborn baby squid? In an inkubator!
Who held the baby octopus to ransom? Squidnappers.
Why did the squid hide behind a coral reef during the talent show? He was feeling ink-secure! What is a squids favorite game? Squid and seek! How did the squid go into battle? Well armed!
How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Ten-tickles.
Why don’t squids ever get lost? They always follow their ink-credible instinct. What’s a squid’s favorite type of art? Ink-pressionism. What do you call a smart squid? Ink-telligent! What do you call a group of squid? A squad! What did the squid say about the underwater dodgeball game? It was ink-tense! When does a squid wake up? At the kraken of dawn! Why did the squid bring a pencil to school? To draw some ink-credible pictures! What’s a squid’s favorite type of music? Ink-strumental!
Squid Puns
Ready to ink up some laughs? These squid puns are pun-stoppable and perfect for cards, lunchbox notes, or just making your friends giggle like jellyfish! Dive in and let the pun party begin! Squid-nificent times are ahead. You’re tenticklesome! Ink-orporating humor into your day. You are ink-redible! Feeling tentacool today! You inkspire me! You’ve got to be squidding me! I have to ink about it. I am inking of you. There’s always a time for squidventure. Squid pro quo! Also, check out our collection of shark riddles, fish puns and jokes as well as octopus jokes for more under-the-sea giggles.
