So if your kids love garden critters or just enjoy a good laugh, these clean and silly jokes are perfect fo all ages. So slide into the fun and enjoy these snail-tastic laughs!
Snail Jokes and Riddle Jokes
Looking for some slow and silly fun? These snail jokes and riddle jokes are packed with laughs, perfect for kids who love a good giggle at a snail’s pace! When do you know a snail is lying? When he tells you he’s not at home. What do you call a snail with no shell? Homeless. How do snails keep in touch? They use shell phones! What did the snail say when he was mugged by a bunch of slugs? It all happened so fast. How do slugs send their mail? By snail mail! How did the snail feel after waking up from a long nap? A bit sluggish. What is the definition of a slug? A snail with a housing problem! How do you call a snail who sails the seas? A snailor! What did the slug say to the snail? I don’t suppose you’re selling your house? What did the snail tell the slug? I love Michelle. How does a snail answer the phone? Shello? Slugs are just snails that went through a messy divorce, and lost the house in the settlement! What are a snail’s favorite fruits? Lemons and slimes! Why don’t snails like to mop the floor? Because once they are finished, they have to start all over again. What did the snail say when it was riding on the turtle’s back? Wheeeeee! Why did the snail paint its shell? To improve its shell-fasteem. What do you call a snail who wins a marathon? A shellebrity! What do you call a snail’s home? A shell-ter. How do snails get their shells so shiny? They use snail varnish! What do you call a snail’s favorite dance? Slime-bada! What is a snail’s favorite sea animal? A shell-fish of course!
Snail Puns
Let’s shell-ebrate some fun with these hilarious snail puns! Whether you need a joke for a card, a caption, or just a laugh, these slow but steady puns will have everyone smiling. Get ready to slime your way into some giggle-worthy wordplay! You’re snailin’ it! Shell-ebrate the small wins! Shell yeah! I’m not slow, I am just taking my slime. Go with the slow! You are shell-arious! Shell-o there! Shell we be friends? Also, check out our collection of snail riddles, bug jokes and bug riddles for more bugging fun.
