Whether you’re carving, crafting, or just cozying up with a laugh, these clean jokes are great for sharing in the classroom, around the dinner table, or on a chilly fall day. Let the laughter squash your boredom and get ready for some seriously pun-kin fun!
Pumpkin Jokes and Riddle Jokes
Ready for a harvest of laughs and brainy fun? These pumpkin jokes and riddle jokes are packed with kid-friendly humor and fall charm! What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash. Why was the gourd so gossipy? To give them pumpkin’ to talk about. What does a carved pumpkin celebrate? Hollow-een. What did the pumpkin say after a long day in the patch? I’m vine, thanks! What’s a pumpkin’s favorite sport? Squash! What did the pumpkin say to its carver? Cut it out! What do you call a pumpkin who tells jokes? A pun-kin! What did the orange pumpkin say to the green pumpkin? “You look a little sick.” What do you call a pumpkin that works at the beach? A life-gourd. What do you call a fancy pumpkin? A pump-king! I slipped on a pumpkin today. It caught me off gourd. Why are Jack-o’-lanterns so smart? A candle makes them bright. Why did the pumpkin sit on the porch all night? Because it had no guts to go inside! How do you mend a Jack-o’-lantern? With a pumpkin patch. How do pumpkins listen to music? On vine-il records! What do you call a fat Jack-o’-lantern? A plump-kin.
Pumpkin Puns
These pumpkin puns are unbe-leaf-ably funny! Perfect for lunchbox notes, fall-themed cards, or sharing with friends during harvest time, this playful batch of puns is packed with fall charm. So grab a sweater and a smile, it’s time to have a gourd time! Life is gourd. Orange you glad it’s Halloween? Go big or gourd home. Have a gourd time on Halloween. I hope you’re feeling vine today. Also, check out our collection of fall jokes, Halloween puns and jokes as well as Halloween riddles for more fall-themed giggles.
