From snorts to grunts and all the muddy fun in between, these riddles and puns celebrate one of the farm’s funniest animals. If you need a joke for sharing a laugh at the dinner table or adding a playful twist to storytime, these piggy quips are bound to delight!
Pig Jokes and Riddle Jokes
We’ve got a collection of pig jokes and riddle jokes that will have your kids laughing out loud! Packed with fun and clean humour, these jokes are perfect for a good giggle anytime. What do pigs use when they’re sick? Oink-ment! What do you call a pig who wins all the races? A real ham-pion! What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a pig? Jurassic Pork. How do pigs get to the hospital? In ham-bulances. What did the pig say on its birthday? “This is sow much fun!” What’s a pig’s favorite movie genre? Ham-imated movies! Why don’t pigs ever get into arguments? Because they don’t want to boar each other! What do you call a pig who loves art? A real Pig-casso! Why do pigs always carry crayons? To color in their pig-tures! What do you call a pig thief? A hamburglar. Why did the piglet bring a ladder? To reach the hoghest shelf! What kind of work do pigs do after school? Hamwork. What’s it called when a bunch of pigs compete in athletic games? The Olympigs. How do pigs write top-secret messages? With invisible oink! What do you call a pig who does karate? A pork chop. What did Papa Pig shout at his piglets during the drive? “Stop swining around! We’re nearly there!” What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A porky-pine. While I was walking by the barn, a group of pigs suddenly charged out. It was a hambush! Why did the pig get a red card during the soccer match? For playing dirty! What do you call a pig with three eyes? A piiig! How do pigs greet their loved ones? With hogs and kisses! Who’s the world’s most intelligent pig? Albert Einswine! What do you get when a pig mixes two colors? Pigment. What is a pig’s favorite color? Ma-hog-any. What was the pig’s favorite book? Hamlet. What do pigs call the creation of the Universe? The Pig Bang Theory. What kind of truck do pigs drive? Pig-ups! Where do pigs leave their cars? In a porking lot. Why should you never rob a bank with a pig? They always squeal. What do you call a Spanish pig? Porque. What happened when the pig pen broke? They had to use the pig pencil. What do you get when you pick a pig’s nose? Ham boogers. What did the pig say while sitting in the hot sun? “Whew! I’m baking.” What do you call a pig playing tug-of-war? Pulled pork. What do pigs give on February 14? Valen-swines! What do you get if you cross a pig and a frog? A ham-phibian! What do you call a pig with money? A piggy bank. Why did a pig send letters to another pig in a different country? Because they were pen pals. What do you call a pig that does charity work? Philanthro-pig. Why don’t people like playing basketball with pigs? Because they hog the ball. What do you call a pig who takes out a loan? A boar-ower! Why did the pig not know where he was? He had ham-nesia. Why did the pig leave the theater? It got boar-ed. What did the butcher say to the pig? Nice to meat you. What do you call it when pigs decide to work together on a project? A collab-boar-ation!
Pig Puns
Get ready for some hog-tastic fun with our collection of pig puns! Perfect for adding a little squeal of laughter to cards, gift tags, or just a fun moment with your kids. Dive in and enjoy some porky wordplay that’s sure to bring smiles! It’s no pig deal. Don’t go bacon my heart! We’re pig-ure out this together! You’re very hamsome. This day is going sow well! You’ve got a pork-ticularly great attitude! Do you s-pig english? You’re sow amazing, it’s hard to believe! Don’t let anyone pig on you, stand proud! Let’s have a pig-nic by the chicken coop! Also, check out our collection of shark jokes, fish puns and jokes as well as octopus jokes for more under-the-sea giggles.
