Perfect for lunchbox surprises, bedtime chuckles, or just a goofy giggle on the go, these clean jokes are full of a-peel! So grab your giggle goggles and get ready to laugh your stem off!
Pear Jokes and Riddle Jokes
Ready for a punchy mix of pear-fectly funny jokes and clever riddles? These sweet and silly pear jokes are made just for kids, and guaranteed to make everyone laugh out pear-iously loud! Why was the pear extra happy? It was in a pear-ticularly good mood! Where do you take a pear tree with no pears? The re-pear shop! What lives in pears and is a good reader? A bookworm! What do you call a pear that’s a dad? A pear-ent! Why did the pear ask for advice? It needed a fresh pear-spective! My friend handed me an apple. I told him I prefer pears. So he handed me another one! Why did the pear get upset at the joke? It took it pear-sonal! What do you call a pear that loves to dance? A pear-former. Why do pears fall from the tree? Because they don’t have pear-chutes. What did the fruit say to his girlfriend? We make a nice pear. What do you call a pear who’s really good at its job? A pear-fessional! What happened to the pear that got lost? It disap-pear-ed! Where do fruits go on vacation? Pear-is. What do you call a fruity ghost? A pear-anormal experience. What do you call a fruit that wears a crown? A pear-ince! Where do super weird pears come from? A pear-alel universe! How does a pear flirt? It says, “I find you a-peel-ing!” What do you call a fruity island? Pear-adise! Why couldn’t the pear move? It was pear-alyzed! What’s a pear’s favorite game? Truth or pear! Why was the fruit acting so nervous? It was feeling pear-anoid! Why did the pear win the argument? It was pear-suasive!
Pear Puns
Hold onto your stems, it’s pun time! We’ve picked the juiciest, funniest, most a-peel-ing pear puns around. Whether you’re writing a silly lunchbox note, a goofy birthday card, or just need a quick laugh, these puns are ripe and ready to make your day extra fun. Let’s pear-ty! We’re a pear-fect fit! Let’s have a pear-ty! You’ve got a lot of pear-sonality! You’re pear-fect just the way you are! I a-pear-ciate your help! Pear and square! Have a pear-y Christmas! These fruits are my pear-sonal favorite. Pear-haps it’s time for a snack. We make a great pear! Also, check out our collection of cherry riddles, fruit puns and jokes as well as banana riddles for more fruity giggles.
