From lunchtime giggles to jokes that will brighten up a classroom, these parrot puns are here to get everyone squawking with joy.
Parrot Jokes and Riddle Jokes
Get ready for some squawking good fun with our collection of parrot jokes and riddle jokes! Perfect for kids, these tricky riddles will have everyone laughing and thinking. What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede? A walkie talkie. Where do parrots invest their money? In the stork market. Why are parrots the life of the party? Every day is their bird-day! What did the parrot say on Independence Day? Polly wants a firecracker! What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark? A bird that talks your ear off! How does a parrot greet its friend? Long time no seed! What do you call the place where parrots make films? Pollywood! Why did the bird join the air force? He wanted to be a parrot trooper! What did the parrot say after laying a square egg? Ouch! What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot? A carrot. What do you call a parrot who loves to soar through the sky? A parrot-glider! What is a parrot’s favorite game? Hide and speak! What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot. What does a parrot like to wear to the beach? A beak-ini! What do you give a sick parrot? Tweetment!
When should you buy a parrot? When it’s going cheep!
What’s a parrot’s favorite holiday? Feather’s Day.
How does a parrot stay fit? It does tweet-ups. What did the parrot say after accidentally squawking during a quiet moment? Parrot-don me, I didn’t mean to interrupt!
Parrot Puns
Get ready to soar with these parrot puns that will have your kids chirping with laughter! Perfect for cards, jokes, or just to add some feathered fun to any day. From squawks to squabbles, these puns are sure to bring a smile to everyone’s face! A-parrot-ly it is someone’s birthday! Just another day in the “parrot”-ise! I don’t just fly, I fly with my trusty parrot-chute! You’re parrot-icularly funny today! I’m not just talking, I’m parrot-icipating! You’re my parrot-ner in crime. I wrote a whole parrot-graph, but it’s all squawks! These puns are parrot-fect for any occasion! Also, check out our collection of bird jokes for more feathery fun.
