They are perfect for sharing anytime you want to brighten the day with a little feathered humor. Whether you’re adding a giggle to a lunchbox note or kicking off storytime with a smile, these jokes are sure to be a hoot!
Owl Jokes and Riddle Jokes
Whooo’s ready for some brainy fun? Dive into these clever owl jokes and riddles, designed to make kids laugh and think. It is a perfect mix of giggles and imagination to keep the whole family entertained. Someone called you an owl! “Whoooo?!” Why did the owl invite his friends over? He didn’t want to be owl by himself. What does an owl say when someone knocks on the door? “Hoo’s there?” What is a barn owl’s favorite subject at school? Owlgebra! What do you call an owl with a low voice? A growl! What do you call an owl who thinks it knows everything? A know-it-owl! What do you call an owl who loves showing magic tricks? Hooo-dini! What do you call an owl who’s been caught in the act? A spotted owl. Why don’t owls study for tests? They prefer to wing it. Where are owls that commit crimes sent as punishment? Owlcatraz. Why do baby owls look like their dad? Because: like feather, like son! What kind of owl can you find by the shower? A towel. What do baby owls learn in preschool? Owl-phabet. What do you call an owl dressed in armor? A knight owl. Why did the police bring in a large group of Peruvian owls for questioning? They were Inca hoots. What does an owl wear to a wedding? A tuxed-hoo! What do you call a group of owls playing instruments? An owl-chestra! Why did the owl sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! What games do owls like to play? Beak-a-boo! How do owls do their math homework? With an owl-culator. Which holiday do owls love most? Owl-oween. What do you get if you cross a kitten and an owl? Meowls. What is an owl that is good at science called? Owlbert Einstein. What does an owl say when someone is being bossy? Hoot do you think you are? What happens if an owl doesn’t wash? It smells fowl. What do you call a religious owl? A bird of pray. How long does an owl go trick or treating on Halloween? Owl night long. What’s a barn owl’s favorite dessert? Micecream. What’s an owl’s favorite shiny metal? Owluminum! How do owls stay in shape? They do owl-erobics! What is the most dreaded sound for a sleepy owl? Owl-arm!
Owl Puns
Prepare to be owl-smitted with laughter! These pun-tastic owl jokes are perfect for adding a wise and witty twist to cards, classrooms, or any fun-filled day. Owl be there for you! Have an owlsome birthday! Owl owl-ways love you! Everything will be owl-right! You’re a bit of a know-it-owl. Owl you need is love. Keep talking, I’m owl ears. Happy bird-thday! Whoo’s the best? You are! I hope you’re feeling owl-right today! You are owldorable! Owl see you soon. Hoot’s up? It’s owl or nothing. Owl for one and one for owl. Also, check out our collection of fall jokes, bird puns and jokes as well as forest animal jokes for more fall-themed giggles.
