Orange Jokes and Riddle Jokes
Need a giggle? We’ve rounded up the juiciest orange jokes and riddle jokes just for you! These clean, funny, and kid-friendly jokes are perfect for brightening your day, one peel at a time! What did one orange say to the other? “Orange you happy to see me?” What did the orange tell the lemon at the talent show? Juice be yourself! What do you call an orange that’s one of a kind? Orange-inal! What did the orange say when she started working at the flower store? I’ll orange the bouquet for you! What did one orange say to the other orange? You’re the zest! Why was the orange upset when its friend didn’t show up? Because they had an orange-ment! What did the orange say when it bumped into a lemon? Ex-squeeze me! What do you call a small orange? Clemen-tiny! What did the orange say when it couldn’t decide? I’ll peel with it later! I found an orange, but its orange-gins are unknown. What did the orange say after the juice was spilled? There’s an ongoing in-zest-igation! What language do oranges speak? Mandarin, of course! What did the orange lawyer say in fruit court? I zest my case! What do oranges do at the beach? They soak up the vitamin sea. Why did the orange work at the design studio? Because it was great at re-orange-ing the interiors. What do you call a haunted orange? Po-zest! What do you call an orange in a shell? Clam-entine! Why was the orange sad? Its peeling were hurt. What did the orange say after the wild rollercoaster ride? That was un-peel-ievable! What did the orange get after passing its test? A citrus-tificate! Why do oranges always have great vacations? They know how to find the zest zest-inations! Why did the orange join a gym? To improve its overall core strength.
Orange Puns
It’s time to peel good and laugh big with our super silly orange puns! These fruity funnies are perfect for cards, lunch notes, or just cracking up with your besties. Warning: they’re so funny, you might split your peel laughing! Squeeze me tight! Orange you the sweetest? I hope you’re peeling good! Bitter late than never. Squeeze the day! You’re the zest friend ever! Juice do it! Also, check out our collection of fruit puns and jokes, cherry riddles as well as banana riddles for more fruity giggles.
