Whether you’re looking for a fun snack-time laugh, a way to make homework more fun, or just want to share some cheeky chuckles with friends and family, these jokes are perfect for all ages. So grab your imaginary onion (don’t cry!), and get ready for some tear-free fun that’s sure to make everyone smile!
Onion Jokes and Riddle Jokes
We’ve peeled out the best onion jokes and riddle jokes for kids to enjoy! These clever and kid-friendly jokes are packed with laughs, perfect for brightening up playtime or classroom moments. Get ready to giggle and guess! Where do onions go to fight? To the onion ring! What do you call an onion that won’t hold water? A leek! What did the onion say when it was running late? “Don’t worry, I’m onion my way!” What do you call an onion who tells jokes? A punion! How do you propose to an onion? With an onion ring! What do you call an onion that’s a spy? A double-layered agent. Why don’t onions ever tell secrets? They know how to keep things wrapped up. Why did the onion go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling very well. What do you call an onion that tells jokes and throws parties? A funion! Why did the onion write a letter? To apologize for making you cry. Why did the onion break up with the garlic? It found someone more a-peeling! Why did the onion win the costume contest? It had the best layers. How do onions keep in touch? They ring each other up. Why did the onion win the award? It was truly tear-ific! Why did the onion go to the party? It heard it was going to be shallot of fun. Where did the onion go to build his family tree? The ar-chives. What do you call an onion wearing a crown? Lord of the Rings. What’s an onion’s favorite school subject? Peel-osophy! What did the onion say to the celery? Stop stalking me! What did the little onion say before the big game? “Don’t onion-derestimate me!”
Onion Puns
Get ready to slice into some pun-tastic fun with our collection of onion puns! Perfect for lunchboxes, cards, or anytime you want to add a little zest and humor to your day. These playful wordplays will have everyone peeling with laughter! You make me feel un-peel-ievably loved. You’re tear-ific! Shallot we dance? You’re onion-beliavable! An onion a day keeps everyone away. You’re one in a mill-onion! Also, check out our collection of carrot jokes, tomato puns and jokes as well as rain riddles for more giggles.
