If you need a clever pun or a joke to include in your kids’ lunch box we have a few. Celebrating a birthday or any other occasion and want to include something octopus-themed on the card. Yup, we’ve go it. And a whole bunch of funny jokes that will crack up your kids.
Octopus Puns
Clever octopus puns and octopi related worplay that your kids are bound to appreciate. Perfect to add to all kinds of cards and to celebrate special people in your life as well as special occasions. Let’s ink up a plan! Let’s get kraken with this project! That’s ink-redible news! I’m a sucker for you! You are ink-redible. We’re ink-credibly good friends! Let’s sea what happens next! You octopi my thoughts! You’re kraken me up! Let’s have an ink-credible adventure! Have an ink-redible birthday (or any other occasion)
Octopus Jokes and Riddle Jokes
We have some of the most fun octopus jokes and riddle jokes ready for you and your kids. Lots of giggles await! Why did the octopus apply for a job? It needed more ink-come! Why did the octopus go into politics? Because it was a great arm-bassador! Why did the octopus go to school? To improve its ink-intelligence! What do you call two octopuses that look the same? I-tentacle! Why did the octopus visit the therapist? Because it was feeling ink-secure! Why does everyone love the octopus? Because it’s ink-redible! How do you make an octopus laugh? With ten-tickles! What did the octopus say to the crab? Stop being so shellfish! How does an octopus go into battle? Well-armed! What do you get when you cross an octopus and a cow? An ink-credible milkshake! What do you call an octopus that plays the drums? A rock-topus! Why don’t octopuses use the internet? They don’t want to get caught in the web! Also, check out our collection of fish puns and jokes for more under-the-sea giggles.
