So if you’re a parent wanting to give your kids (or someone else) a cleverly crafted monkey pun greeting card or a teacher hoping to add some laughter to the classroom with monkey jokes, we’ve got your back.
Monkey Puns
Send in a thank you card with a fun monkey pun or a clever birthday card. Celebrate someone’s achievements or that special someone. I’m bananas for you! Let’s go bananas! You’re ape-solutely amazing! You’re one cool chimp! Let’s swing into action! Have a swinging good time! Hang in there! Happy birthday to my prime-mate! I am wild about you!
Monkey Jokes and Riddle Jokes
We have some of the most fun ice cream jokes and riddle jokes ready for you. Be sure to also check out collection of classic What am I monkey riddles. What do you call a monkey that wins every race? A chimpanzee! What do you call a monkey who can’t keep a secret? A blaboon! Why was the monkey so good at baseball? It was a natural at swinging! What’s a monkey’s favorite TV show? The Ape-prentice! What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle Bells! What do you call a flying monkey? A hot air baboon! What’s a monkey’s favorite store? Banana Republic! What do monkeys do when they get mad? They go bananas! Why don’t monkeys play cards in the jungle? Too many cheetahs! What do you call a monkey at the North Pole? Lost! Do you know what you get when you cross a monkey and a peach? An ape-ricot! What do you call a monkey with a banana in each ear? Anything you want, it can’t hear you! What do you call a monkey in a minefield? A baboom!
