These jokes are perfect for lunchbox giggles, silly storytime moments, or just cracking up with your besties on a sunny afternoon. Get your claws ready, things are about to get seriously punny!
Lobster Jokes and Riddle Jokes
We’ve fished out the best lobster jokes and riddle jokes just for you! Whether your kids are solving a silly riddle or laughing at a lobster pun, this collection is full of clean, kid-approved fun that’s perfect for brightening your day, tickling your kid’s brain, and giving your funny bone a workout! What’s a lobster’s favorite type of music? Claw-ssical! What do you call a beautiful drawing of a lobster? A lob-sterpiece! What do you get when a lobster tells a great story? A real tail-spinner! What do you call a lobster who drives the boat? The claw-ptain! I’ve not seen my pet lobster in months. I’m afraid it’s a lost claws! What’s the perfect name for a pet lobster? Clawde. What happens when lobsters throw a pool party? Things get cray-sea! Why was the lobster so grumpy? He had a claw-ful day! Did you hear about the big fight between the blue lobsters and the red lobsters? They said it was like a sea-n from an action movie. How do lobsters answer the phone? “Shello?” Why did the lobster always hang out by himself? He was an out-claw! What’s a lobster’s favorite class in school? Algae-bra. Why do lobsters make excellent photographers? They always capture the perfect snap. Who’s a lobster’s favorite martial artist? Jean-Claw-d Van Damme. Where does a lobster keep it’s clothes? In the same place as a crab, in the clawset! What’s a lobster’s favorite color to paint with? Claw-ral! How do lobsters get a ride to the other side of reef? They call a crab. Why was the ocean screaming? You would too if you had lobsters on your bottom! Where do lobsters keep their books? On their book-shell-ves. What’s a lobster’s favorite instrument? The shell-o. How do you call a lobster with a cowboy hat? A claw-boy! How did the lobsters travel around the beach? By shell-i-copter. What did the lobster wear to the party? His best shell-ebration outfit! How do you call a male lobster? A lob-sir! Why did the lobster sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the web! What do lobsters drink in the morning? Claw-fee!
Lobster Puns
It’s time to get punny with some of the best lobster puns around! Perfect for lunchbox laughs, homemade cards, or just cracking up with your crustacean-loving crew, these kid-friendly puns are sure to make a splash. Feeling lobster-ific! I think you’re clawsome! You’re my lob-star! Also, check out our collection of shark jokes, dolphin puns and jokes as well as seahorse riddles for more under-the-sea giggles.
