Get ready to flock together for some pun-packed laughs. They’re sure to be a hit with every lamb lover!
Lamb Jokes and Riddle Jokes
Get ready to baa-ttle boredom with over 40 lamb jokes and riddle jokes! These playful, kid-friendly laughs are perfect for bringing smiles to your little ones any time of the day. In which continent do we find most lambs? Ewerope. What did the sheep mom say to the lamb? “It’s pasture bedtime!” What is a sheep’s favorite dance? The lamb-ada! Where does a lamb get her haircut? At the baa-baa shop. What do you call a wolf in sheep’s clothing? A woolf. Why did the barber give his lamb a free haircut? Because shearing is caring. What would you call a lamb that went to space? A space sheep. Why do lambs make a great pet? It is woolly well-behaved! What do muddy lambs do? Take a baaath. What do you call a lamb with one wooden leg and one eye? A pirate sheep. What do lambs do before sleep? Count humans. What’s a lamb’s favorite music? Flock and roll! What is a lamb’s favorite fruit? A baa-nana. How do lambs feel about baby goats? Meh. What kind of lambs can you find on a farm? All sheeps and sizes. What do lambs love to have on a sunny day? A baa-baa-que! What did the beginner say after shaving a lamb? “That was shear madness!” Two farmers are in a field trying to figure out which lamb belongs to one another. “Stop me if you herd this one.” How many lambs does it take to knit an entire sweater? None, because lambs can’t knit. What’s a lamb’s favorite sweet treat? A candy baaaar! What did the sheep say when it saw its friend all dressed up? You’re looking g-lamb-orous! What part of a computer do lambs love? The RAM, of course! What do lambs call their big family gathering? A grand re-ewe-nion. What would you call a dancing lamb? A baa-lerina. I couldn’t figure out why a male sheep is called a ram, then it hit me. How do sheep say Merry Christmas in Mexico? Fleece Navidad! What did the lamb say before going to bed? Sheep tight, don’t let the baa-d bugs bite! Why do lambs go to the bank? To check their baaalance. What is a lamb’s favorite sport? Wool-eyball. What do you call a lamb just starting out in sports? A lambateur! What’s a sheep’s dream car? A Lamb-orghini, of course! How do lambs greet each other? “Fleece to meet you!” What do you call a lamb that is always quiet? A shhhheep! What do you call two lambs who are dating? A relationsheep. What do you call a lamb that helps out on the farm? A wool-unteer! What is a lamb’s favorite movie of all time? Ram-bo. Why did the lamb miss the boat? Because the sheep has sailed! What happens if you are surrounded by a flock of sheep? You get lambushed. What do lambs wear to the beach? A baaa-kini. How do you call a lamb that loves to store nuts in a tree? A sheepmunk. What do you call a flock of sheep tumbling down a hill? A lambslide. What do lambs say when they see another lamb on a ship? Sheep ahoy! Where do sheep go to shop? Woolmart. What was the evil lamb’s plan? To wool the world. Which football club do lamb support? Baa-rcelona. What do you call a contest for the best lamb? A championsheep!
Lamb Puns
Hop into a world of woolly fun with our lamb-tastic collection of lamb puns! From playful wordplay to laugh-out-loud giggles, these punny jokes are perfect for adding a touch of farmyard humor to cards, crafts, or your next family hangout. Sheep dreams! You’re baa-bulous! Ewe’ve got a friend in me! Wool you be mine? Ewe are one in a baa-llion. Wool always be friends. Ewe rock! Baa-rilliant idea! Don’t worry. Baaa-d days wool come from time to time! You’re ewe-nbelievable! Fleece the day! Ewe make my heart melt! All’s wool that ends wool. Feeling like a total baa-dass today! Ewe can count on me! I wooly love you. Don’t wooly, be baa-ppy! I’ll always baa there for ewe. Don’t worry, I’ve got your baaa-ck! Also, check out our collection of shark jokes, fish puns and jokes as well as octopus jokes for more under-the-sea giggles.
