From silly witches to goofy ghosts, these jokes are the perfect treat to share with friends, family, or even your friendly neighborhood pumpkin. No tricks here, just loads of fun and silly funnies!
Halloween Jokes and Riddle Jokes
Looking for giggles that go bump in the night? Our Halloween jokes and riddles are here to tickle your kids’ funny bones! Perfect for those who love a good brain teaser with a spooky twist. Why don’t mummies take vacations? Because they’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind! What do ghosts serve for dessert? Boo-berry pie! Why don’t skeletons ever go out on the town? Because they don’t have the guts! How do you make a witch itch? Take away her W! What is a vampire’s favorite fruit? A necktarine! How do you fix a broken Jack-o’-lantern? With a pumpkin patch! What makes trick or treating with twin witches so challenging? You never know which witch is which! What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? I scream! What do witches ask for at hotels? Broom service. Why don’t zombies like pirates? They’re too salty. What kind of music do mummies listen to? Wrap music! Why are vampires bad at art? They are only able to draw blood. Where do zombies live? Dead-end streets. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with! What do vegetarian zombies eat? Graaaaaaains! What’s a ghost’s favorite snack? Boo-ritos! What is a witch’s favorite subject? Spelling! Where do toddler ghosts stay when their parents are at work? Day scare! What do you call two married spiders? The newly webs. What did the ghost ask the other? “Do you believe in people?” What do skeletons say before they start eating? Bone appetite! Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. What do ghosts have in their noses? Boo-gers! Where should you hide if you’re being chased by zombies? The living room. Where do fashionable ghosts shop? Bootiques. How do you know a skeleton is sick? He’s coffin. What’s a vampire’s favorite kind of dog? A bloodhound. What did the female horse dress up as for Halloween? A night mare. What do the monsters use to stay in shape? Scareobics. What do you call a spider with 20 eyes? A spiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiider. Why did the zombie get fired? It missed its dead-line. What do you call two witches who live together? Broommates. What does a zombie call his parents? Mummy and Deady. How does Frankenstein’s monster get around town? In his monster truck! What is a ghost’s favorite meal? Spook-ghetti. Which vampire is the best at math? Count Dracula. Who won the skeleton beauty contest? No body. What do you call a chicken that haunts your house on Halloween? A poultrygeist. How do monsters take their bagels? With scream cheese. Which key opens a haunted house? A spook-key! What types of TVs are in haunted houses? Wide scream TVs. Where do werewolves store their Halloween candy? In a were-house. What’s a ghost’s favorite day of the week? Fright-day! What do you call an observant wolf? Awarewolf.
Halloween Puns
Ready to pun your way through Halloween? These pun-tastic jokes are packed with clever twists and spooky laughs that kids will gobble up faster than candy! Whether you’re writing cards or just wanting a silly snack of humor, these puns will make your Halloween extra magical. Fangs for being my friend! You’re boo-tiful inside and out! Have a spook-tacular day! Witching you a happy Halloween! Let’s have a skele-ton of fun! I witch you were here! Bat you didn’t see me coming! Also, check out our collection of fall riddles, cookie puns and jokes as well as cat jokes for more giggles.
