Whether you’re looking to sprout some fun at home or on the go, these jokes will have everyone rolling on the lawn with laughter!
Grass Jokes and Riddle Jokes
These grass jokes and riddles are a-cut above the rest! Perfect for kids who love a little nature-inspired humor, they’ll have everyone laughing ’til the cows come home! What did the grass say to the lawnmower? Cut it out! Why don’t grasses ever get in trouble? They always stay grounded! Why did the grass fail math? It couldn’t understand square roots. My friend is a grass whisperer. You could say he’s pretty down to earth. What did the melon say when his grass looked dry? I need to watermalawn! Why did a man fire the guy he hired to mow his lawn? He just wasn’t cutting it. How do you know how long to mow your lawn for? Use an hour-grass. Why did the kid only water half of the grass in front of the house? Because there was 50% chance of rain. Why is grass so dangerous? Because it is full of blades! Why did the farmer asked a cow to help him cut the grass? Because he’s a lawn mooer! What is a grass favorite game? Hide and seed! Why did the grass refuse to get cut? It just wanted to be left a-lawn! How does grass keep in shape? It does a lot of mow-bility exercises! What’s a grass’s favorite subject in school? Photosynthesis! What did the lazy grass say? Mow-tivate me! What did one blade of grass say to the other before getting a trim? Let’s make this mow-ment count! What do you call grass that waits until the last minute to grow? Prograsstinator. What’s a grass’s favorite game? Lawn tennis, of course! What did the grass say to the lawnmower? I don’t want it no mow! What do soldiers call their lawn mowers? Weapons of grass destruction. What’s a grass’s favorite type of art? Grass-iti!
Grass Puns
These fun grass puns will have kids giggling like blades in the breeze! Great for cards, or just a little field of fun, these puns are lawn and order approved! You mow-tivate me! You’re my grass-piration! Let’s mow-ve this party to the backyard! Also, check out our collection of carrot jokes, bunny puns and jokes as well as cow riddles for more giggles.
