Perfect for a fun family time, a spring activity, or just to make someone smile, these jokes are sure to bring some extra hop to your day!
Frog Jokes and Riddle Jokes
Hop right into a world of fun with these frog jokes and riddle jokes! Filled with clever puns and froggy wordplay, these jokes are sure to put a smile on your face and a ribbit in your laugh! What is a frog’s favorite game? Croaket. What happened to the frog that parked in the wrong zone? Its car got toad. Where do frogs keep their money? In a river bank! Why did the frog go to jail? It robbed the riverbank. What’s green green green green? A frog rolling down a hill. What do you get when you cross a frog and a dog? A croaker spaniel.
What’s a frog’s favorite type of music? Hip-hop!
Why did the frog make so many mistakes? It kept jumping to the wrong conclusions. What happens when you cross a rabbit and a frog? A bunny ribbit. What do frogs say when they clean the windows? Rub-it, rub-it! What is a frog’s favorite year? A leap year. What’s a frog’s favorite car? Beetle! What type of shoes does a lady frog like to wear? Open-toad shoes.
How do frogs stay in shape? By doing jump squats!
Which day of the week do frogs love most? Fly-day. Where did the short-sighted frog go to get its glasses? The hop-thalmologist. What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops. What does a frog wear on St. Patrick’s Day? Nothing! What do you get when you cross a frog and a snake? A jump rope. Why are frogs so happy? Because they eat whatever bugs them. What kind of music do sophisticated frogs enjoy? Hopera. What do frog’s like to drink? Hot croako. What is a frog’s favorite meal? French flies and a diet croak. What did the frog dress up as for Halloween? A prince. Which frog has horns? A bull frog. What do you say to a frog who needs a ride? Hop in. How does a frog feel when is sad? Toad-ally wrecked! What do you call a frog without legs? Unhoppy. What’s black and white and green? A frog sitting on a newspaper. What do you call frogs that like to hang from the ceiling on Christmas? Mistletoads. What goes dot-dash-croak, dot-dot-croak? Morse toad. Why did the frog go to the hospital? It needed a hoperation. Waiter, do you have frogs legs? No! I always walk this way. What’s green and red? A very mad frog. What did the frog say about its favorite book? Reddit, reddit, reddit. Who was the frog’s mother’s sister? Aunt Phibian. How do you call a frog without money? It goes “baroke, baroke, baroke”. What did the frog cashier say when asked how much the groceries cost? “Thirty-two dollars and ten cents in toadal!” What do you get when you cross an alligator and a frog? A croakodile. What is a frog’s favorite flower? Croak-us! What do stylish frogs wear? Jumpsuits. What do frogs do with paper? They rip-it. Why did the frog wear a mask to the bank? To robbit. What happened after the frog’s car broke down? The frog managed to jump-start it. Where do frogs get their eggs? At the spawn shop. How does a frog apologize? “I’m toad-ally sorry!”
Frog Puns
Get ready to hop into some fun with our froggy collection of frog puns! Whether you’re looking for a joke for a card or just want to make someone’s day, these punny jokes are sure to add a little extra giggle to your day. Let the laughter leap from your lips! Don’t froget I love you! I hop you’ll have an amazing day! Don’t worry, be hoppy! You’re toad-ally cool! Hope you’re feeling frog-tastic today! You are un-frog-ettable! I won’t say I toad you so! Please, frogive me! Toaday is a good day! You make my heart jump! Also, check out our collection of shark jokes, fish puns and jokes as well as octopus jokes for more under-the-sea giggles.
