Whether you need a lunchbox laugh or a harvest of humor to brighten the day, these jokes will help your kids fall into laughter, no rake required!
Fall Jokes and Riddle Jokes
We’ve gathered the best fall jokes and riddle jokes for kids to enjoy! Full of leafy laughs and fall-themed fun, these clean and kid-friendly jokes are perfect for brightening up any crisp day. What’s a tree’s least favorite month? Sep-timber! What did one leaf say to the other? I’m falling for you! Why did the scarecrow skip lunch? He was already stuffed! What kind of vest should you wear in the fall? A har-vest. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite sport? Squash! How do leaves get around town? They ride the autumn-mobile! What did the corn say after a funny joke? That was a-maize-ing! What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? Straw-berries. How does fall season say goodbye? It leaves! What reads and lives in an apple? A bookworm. What do you use to mend a Jack-o’-Lantern? A pumpkin patch. What comes at the end of September? The letter R! Why did the leaf go to the doctor? It was feeling a little green. How do you surprise a pumpkin? You catch them off-gourd. Why can’t you tell secrets on a farm? Because the corn has ears. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field. How do you get a pumpkin pie to blush? Say, “I have a crust on you.” Why couldn’t the farmer stop laughing? It was time for ha-ha-harvest. Why did the apple pie go to the dentist? Because it needed a filling. Why were the farmers gossiping about the Jack-o’-Lantern? It gave them pumpkin to talk about. How did the fall tree get a new job? It had the right qua-leaf-ications. What did the pumpkin pie say to the plate? You wanna piece of me? What’s a fall tree’s favorite subject in school? Geome-tree. What do you call a bear in the fall rain? A drizzly bear. What did autumn say to summer? I’ll fall-ow you anywhere. Why did the apple join the circus? It loved the apple-ause. What kind of key can’t open doors? The tur-key. What’s a fire’s least favorite month? No-ember. What time of year do people get injured the most? In the fall. What do you call a tree that doubts fall is coming? In disbe-leaf. Why can’t pumpkins keep secrets from the corn? Because it’s all ears. How do fall trees get on the Internet? They log on. What is the hardest Halloween costume to pull off? Duct tape. What has ears but can’t hear a thing? A cornfield. What is it called when a fall tree takes some time off? Paid leaf. Why is it so easy to play practical jokes on leaves? Because they’ll fall for anything. What do you call the coldest month in fall season? Septem-brrrr. Why did the turkey cross the road? Because it was the chicken’s day off. What falls but never gets hurt? Leaves. What’s the best kind of tree joke? Acorny one. Why do birds fly south in the fall? It’s too far to walk. Why did the small pepper need a sweater in late fall? Because it was a little chili. How do fall trees communicate with each other? With the te-leaf-phone. What kind of apple loves the beach? A crab apple. What do trees do in September? Turn over a new leaf. What’s the most negative month in the fall? No-vember. Why did the apple cry? Its peelings were hurt. Where does September come after October? In the dictionary.
Fall Puns
Get ready to leaf your worries behind with this collection of pun-tastic fall puns your kids will love! Perfect for cards, lunchboxes, or just a little fall giggle, these playful puns are packed with cozy, silly fun that’s sure to make everyone smile. You’re the pick of the patch! Leaf me alone! You’re my fall-time favorite! Leaf it to me! Pie think you’re wonderful! You’re the apple of my pie! You’re looking fall-bulous today! You make me feel apple-solutely a-maize-ing! Also, check out our collection of leaf jokes, mushroom puns and jokes as well as winter jokes for more giggles.
