Whether you’re looking for a lunchbox surprise or a playful way to lighten up a lesson these egg jokes will do the trick. Prepare to spread smiles and laughter wherever you go!
Egg Jokes and Riddle Jokes
We’ve cracked open some of the best egg jokes and riddle jokes for you and your kids to enjoy! Packed with laughs and egg-cellent fun, these clean and kid-friendly jokes are perfect for brightening up your day. What do you call a party for eggs? A shell-ebration! What do you call an egg that tells jokes? A yolkster! How does an egg stay in shape? By doing eggs-ercises! Why did the egg go to school? To get egg-ducated! What did the egg say to the boiling water? “It’s not eggs-actly what I expected!” Why did the egg hide? Because it was a little chicken! How do baby chickens dance? Chick to chick! Why was the egg so good at making decisions? It was always egg-sperienced! What’s an egg’s favorite type of music? Yolk and roll! Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They might crack up! What day do eggs hate most? Fry-day! How did the egg feel after a long day? Totally eggs-hausted! How does an egg start its day? With a crack of dawn! Where do eggs like to hang out? In their shell-ter! What did one egg say to the other? “You’re eggs-traordinary!” Who tells the best egg jokes? Comedi-hens. Where did the egg go to the gym? To get egg-stra strong! Where did the egg go to tell jokes? To the egg-squisite comedy club! What do eggs like to do for fun at parties? Sing kara-yolkie. How did the eggs escape from jail? They hatched a plan. How can you drop an egg four feet without breaking it? By dropping it 5 feet; it won’t break for the first four! Why don’t eggs make good safes? Because they are easy to crack. How did the eggs leave the highway? They went through the eggs-it. What type of egg should you be wary of on April 1? A practical yolker. How do you know if it’s too hot in the chicken barn? The chickens are laying hard-cooked eggs. How many eggs can you eat on an empty stomach? Just one, because then your stomach won’t be empty. What did one omelet do when it didn’t like the other omelet? It egg-nored it. What did the egg do when it was not feeling well? It went for an eggs-amination. What did the egg say after it sneezed? Eggs-cuse me. Why do chickens lay eggs? If they dropped them, they would break. How did people discover prehistoric eggs? Using an eggs-cavator. Why do eggs go to school? To get egg-ducated. What do you call an egg who can’t stay awake? Eggs-hausted.
Egg Puns
Get ready to crack up with our egg-cellent collection of egg puns your kids will love! Perfect for adding a fun twist to cards, lunchboxes, or spring activities, these punny jokes are sure to bring smiles and laughter to everyone. So scramble up some fun and enjoy the egg-stra special wordplay! I’m egg-cited to see you! Don’t egg-nore me! You are eggs-tra special! This is eggs-traordinary! It’s eggs-actly what I wanted! I’m totally eggs-hausted! Don’t be so egg-norant! I’m on a roll, no need to eggs-plain! I’m eggs-tremely happy to see you! You’re egg-ceptionally cool! Also, check out our collection of shark jokes, fish puns and jokes as well as octopus jokes for more under-the-sea giggles.
