Whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or classmates, these Easter-themed puns are sure to bring smiles, giggles, and a whole lot of fun to your celebrations. Hop on in and get ready to crack up all season long!
Easter Jokes and Riddle Jokes
Ready for some Easter fun? We’ve gathered up the best Easter jokes and riddle jokes that will have everyone cracking up in no time. Perfect for kids who love a good laugh, these jokes are sure to bring smiles all around! Why are Easter bunnies more tired when Easter’s in April? Because they’ve just finished a long March. What is the best way to send a letter on Easter? Hare mail. Why was the Easter egg feeling so down? Because it was dye-pressed! What do you need if your chocolate eggs mysteriously disappear on Easter? An eggsplanation. What do you say to a rabbit on Easter? Hoppy Easter! Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke? It might crack up! How does Easter always end? With an “r.” Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs? From an Egg Plant. Why do you need an Easter egg hunting license? Because no poaching is allowed. How do dinosaurs celebrate Easter? They can’t because they’re eggs-tinct! What kind of bunny can’t hop? A chocolate bunny. Where does Valentine’s Day come after Easter? In the dictionary. What should everyone drink on Easter? Spring water. How does the Easter Bunny stay fit? Lots of egg-xercise! What happens if you get married on Easter? You live hoppily ever after. How can you tell where the Easter Bunny’s been? Eggs mark the spot! How many Easter eggs can you fit in an empty basket? Only one. After that, it’s not empty anymore! Got a question about Easter? Just basket. What do you call a rabbit that keeps the Easter Bunny safe on Easter? A bunny guard. What’s the best way to make Easter easier? Put an “i” where the “t” is. Why did the chicken make the Easter breakfast? Because he’s an eggs-pert in the kitchen! What did one Easter egg say to the other Easter egg? Look at your dye job! Why did the lamb love Easter so much? Because it was ewe-phoric about all the fun!
Easter Puns
Hop into laughter with our Easter puns! Whether you’re looking to add some egg-citing wordplay to your day or share a joke with your friends, these puns are fun, fluffy, and full of holiday cheer! Don’t worry, be hoppy. Some-bunny is thinking of you! I’m an Easter eggs-pert. Hope you have an egg-cellent Easter. No bunny lay a finger on my Easter candy. Hoppy Easter to my favorite practical yolker! Also, check out our collection of shark jokes, fish puns and jokes as well as octopus jokes for more under-the-sea giggles.
