From goofy wordplay to classic punchlines, these jokes are perfect for sharing with friends, family, or anyone who loves a good laugh. Get ready to float through the day with smiles, giggles, and plenty of ducky fun!
Duck Jokes and Riddle Jokes
Prepare for a splash of fun with these duck jokes and riddles! Full of clever twists and quack-tastic humor, these brain teasers and jokes are perfect for kids of all ages. Whether you’re cracking a joke with friends or solving riddles with family, these duck-themed laughs will keep everyone entertained! Why do ducks have feathers? To cover their butt quacks! What’s a duckling’s favorite game? Beak-a-boo! What time does a duck wake up? At the quack of dawn! What did the duck dad say to encourage his child? “You’re doing egg-scellently!” Why did the duck go to the chiropractor? To get his back quacked. How do duck dads make plans? They ask, “Waddle we do today?” What’s a duck’s favorite type of dip? Quack-amole! Why did the duck go to school? To improve his quack-ademic skills. What do ducks get after they eat? A bill! How do ducks propose? With a wedding wing. How can you tell two rubber ducks apart? You can’t, they look eggs-actly the same! What is a duck’s favorite animal at the zoo? Quack-odile. What do you call a duck that loves to work out? A quack-ercise enthusiast! What do you call a crate full of ducks? A box of quackers! Where do ducks live? Bill-dings! What did the duck wear to his wedding? A duck-sedo! What was the secret agent duck named? James Pond. Why couldn’t the duck travel to another country? It didn’t have the right duck-uments. What do you call a rude duck? A duck with a quackitude. What state do most ducks live in? South Duckota. Where do duck monks reside? In the mo-nest-ery! What do spiders and ducks have in common? Webbed feet. Who stole the soap? The robber ducky! What does a duck with hiccups lay? Scrambled eggs. What do you call a ghost duck? A poultrygeist. What do you get if you cross fireworks with a duck? A firequacker! What did the slow duck say when his dad told him to speed up? I’m waddlin’ as quack as I can! What is a duck’s favorite kind of movie? A duck-umentary. What has fangs and webbed feet? Count Duckula. How does a duck read a secret message? He quacks the code. What’s a duck’s dream job? Webbed design. Why did the teenage duck get grounded? He used fowl language. What do you call a duck standing in front of an orchestra? A con-duck-tor. What did the duck do after he read all these jokes? He quacked up! What do ducks use to fix things? Duck tape! What did the duck say before a performance? Without feather ado, let’s begin! What game at a bar is a duck’s favorite? Bill-iards. Where do sick ducks go? The duck-tor’s office. Why are ducks bad drivers? Their windshields are quacked. What do you call religious ducks? Birds of pray. What’s a duck’s favorite ballet? The Nutquacker. What do you get if you cross a duck and a parrot? An animal that says “Polly wants a quacker!” What did the duck find in the desert? A quack-tus! What do ducks say when things get thrown at them? Duck! What does a duck say when they hear something crazy? “That’s re-duck-ulous!” Why was the duck an employee of the month? Because he was always really pro-duck-tive. If a duck says “Quack quack”, what says “Quick quick”? A duck with hiccups. What do you call a presentation by a duck? An intro-duck-tion.
Duck Puns
Get ready to quack up with our collection of duck puns that will have you laughing in no time! Perfect for adding a playful twist to cards, lunchboxes, or any fun moment, these puns will bring smiles and laughter to everyone. Let’s dive into the fun and enjoy some quacking good wordplay! You quack me up! Thanks for quack-nowledging me. I’m totally duck-lighted to know you! Waddle you do when you have a great friend like me? You’re one egg-stra special friend! This gift is a shot in the duck, surprising and full of quacks! You have quack-titude. Also, check out our collection of shark jokes, fish puns and jokes as well as octopus jokes for more under-the-sea giggles.
