Whether you’re trying to stump your friends or just want a joke to brighten your day, these clean and clever donkey themed riddles and puns will keep you entertained. So, get ready to bray with laughter. Let’s go!
Donkey Jokes and Riddle Jokes
Looking for some a-bray-zing wordplay? You’re in the right place! These donkey puns are perfect for adding a fun twist to birthday cards, lunchbox notes, or even a good old-fashioned pun-off with friends. What do you call a donkey with a diploma? A smart ass. What did the donkey say when he was feeling impatient? Donkey me waiting! What do you call a baby donkey? A burrito. What do you call a donkey with a good sense of humor? A bray-illiant comedian! When do donkeys have six legs? When they’re being ridden! What was a donkey’s favorite subject in school? Ass-tronomy! Why did the donkey become the leader of the group? He was ass-igned to lead the way! How do you compliment a donkey? You’re just ass-tounding! What do you call a donkey wearing ear muffs? Anything you like, he can’t hear you. What did the donkey say when he saw a flying horse? That’s un-bray-lievable! What’s a donkey’s favorite vegetable? Bray-ccoli! What is the hardest key to turn? Don-key. The donkey’s favorite exercise? Bray-king a sweat! What do you call a donkey with a GPS? Comp-ass. Where do donkeys go to watch movies? In the t-hee-haw-ter! Why didn’t the donkey cross the road? Because he saw what happened to the zebra. Why did the donkey tell his friend when he was upset? Donkey-u worry about it! Why couldn’t the donkey get past airport security? He forgot his donkey-ments! Why did the donkey apply for a job? Because he heard it was a stable position! Why was the donkey annoying his friend? It was April Mule’s Day! What was the donkey doing at church? He was bray-ing for blessings! What did everyone say when they saw the donkey’s painting? Now, that’s a m-ass-terpiece!
Donkey Puns
Get ready to crack up with our egg-cellent collection of egg puns your kids will love! Perfect for adding a fun twist to cards, lunchboxes, or spring activities, these punny jokes are sure to bring smiles and laughter to everyone. So scramble up some fun and enjoy the egg-stra special wordplay! You’re hee-haw-larious! Bray yourself for some fun! Donkey worry, be happy! That’s a bray-lliant idea! Also, check out our collection of shark jokes, fish puns and jokes as well as octopus jokes for more under-the-sea giggles.
