Perfect for adding some canine comedy to your day, these puns and jokes are great for sharing with friends, family, or anyone who loves a good laugh. Let’s fetch some fun and get ready to bark with laughter!
Dog Jokes and Riddle Jokes
Time to have a howling good time with these dog jokes and riddles! Packed with playful pups and paw-some humor, these fun and kid-friendly jokes will make your day even brighter. Why is a tree like a dog? They both have bark. Why did the poor dog chase his own tail? He was trying to make both ends meet! A dog’s dream city? New Yorkie. What is a dog that sneezes? A-choo-wawa. Why do dogs howl at the night sky? They get excited to see the bark side of the moon. What is a dog dentist’s favorite tooth? The canine. What did one flea say to the other? Should we walk or take a dog? What kind of place should you never take a dog? The flea market. How can you tell if your dog is lazy? It only chases parked cars. Why are skeletons afraid of dogs? Because dogs love bones. Why didn’t the dog want to play football? It was a boxer. What kind of dog is always up for taking a bath? A shampoo-dle. Why do puppies leave trash everywhere? They are part of a litter. What does a dog stay in when he goes camping? In a pup-up tent. What does a dog say on sandpaper? That’s ruff! What do you call a floating dog? A good buoy. What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary? Take the words out of his mouth. What do you call a dog who serves drinks? A bark-tender! Which kind of dog lives in Dracula’s castle? A bloodhound. Why did the dog stay out of the sun? So he wouldn’t become a hot dog. Why was the puppy crying? It was having a ruff day. What kind of dog do you look for to ask the time? A watchdog. What’s a dog with surround sound called? A sub-woofer. What time is it when 5 dogs chase a cat? Five after one. What type of music is young dog’s favorite? Pup music. What do you call a dog magician? A labra-cadabra-dor. Why should you be careful when it rains cats and dogs? You might step in a poodle. What do you get when you cross a puppy with a calculator? A best friend you can count on for the rest of your life. What do you get when you cross a dog with a computer? Lots of bytes. What do you call a dog who is getting old? Grand-paw. Which dog is the quietest? The Alaskan mala-mute. Why did the dog visit the bank? To make a de-paws-it. What do dogs do during a movie? They press the paws button! What’s a dog’s favorite music genre? Rock and drool. How do puppies stay cool in the summer? They lick pup-sicles. What do dogs like to eat at the movie theaters? Pup-corn. What should you do for your dog’s first birthday? Throw him a paw-ty! Who gives dogs Christmas presents? Santa Paws. What’s a dog’s favorite kind of pizza? Pupperoni. Where do dogs park their cars? In the barking lot. Which dog breed has never done anything wrong? Saint Bernard. What is a dog’s favorite kind of store? A re-tail store. Which type of dog is also a lamb? A sheepdog! What do dogs and phones have in common? They both have collar ID. What do you get if you cross a gold dog with a telephone? A golden receiver! What did the waiter tell the dog at the restaurant? “Bone-appetite!”
Dog Puns
Looking for some paw-some wordplay? Get ready for our collection of dog puns that will make everyone howl with laughter! Perfect for cards, lunchboxes, or just sharing some puppy fun, these puns are sure to bring a smile to anyone’s face. Paw-don me! Happy Paw-lidays! You’re a su-paw-star! Bone Appetit! Dog worry, be happy! You’re paw-some. Stay paw-sitive! Dog tell me what to do. I’m mutts about you! Just another day at paw-ffice. Friends fur-ever. We have a strong paw-tnership. Please fur-give me. Oh, paw-lease. Also, check out our collection of shark jokes, fish puns and jokes as well as octopus jokes for more under-the-sea giggles.
