So, if you’re looking for a funny note to tuck into a lunchbox, a pun to brighten a homemade Valentine, or just a playful way to celebrate the season of love, these Cupid jokes and puns are sure to deliver smiles all around!
Cupid Jokes and Riddle Jokes
We have some of the most delightful Cupid jokes and riddle jokes ready for you and your kids to enjoy. Perfect for Valentine’s Day fun, these clean and cheerful laughs are sure to bring joy to hearts big and small! Why did Cupid start a blog? To share heart-felt stories! What happens when Cupid gets writer’s block? He gets a little arrow-gant. Why is Cupid’s archery class so famous? It’s full of broken hearts! What happened when Cupid had too much caffeine? His arrows started espresso-ing his feelings! How does cupid deliver Valentine’s all over the world? On an arrow-plane. Did you know Cupid opened a bakery? They say his love is the secret ingredient in his arrow-matic cookies. What did Cupid say when he missed his target? Arrow kidding me? How do you serve ice cream on Valentine’s Day? You s-Cupid out. What’s Cupid’s favorite workout? Arrow-bics, of course! Did you know Cupid lost his id? Now we call him Cup. Why is artichoke Cupid’s favorite vegetable? Because it’s got heart. What do you get when cupid shoots an arrow at a computer? A love byte. Where do young Cupids go to learn archery? Arrow-mentary school! What did Cupid say to the clock who couldn’t find love? “Don’t worry, time’s on your side, but you still need a date!” Cupid doesn’t need a map. He always finds the heart of the matter! What did Cupid name his pet pig? Valenswine. What is Cupid’s favorite game? Heart and seek! What do you call the Pigeon god of love? Coo-pid.
Cupid Puns
Get ready for Cupid puns that your kids will love! Perfect for Valentine’s Day cards, gift tags, or just spreading some heart-filled cheer. These playful puns are a sweet way to celebrate love, friendship, and all the special people in your life. You’re arrow-resistible! With Cupid’s help, let’s spread “amor” love around! Cupid really knows how to arrow-ticulate feelings. Also, check out our collection of Valentine’s day jokes for kids.
