Perfect for playtime, parties, or just some punny family fun!
Cow Jokes and Riddle Jokes
Get ready to laugh out loud with mora than 50 cow jokes and riddles! Perfect for kids, these farm-fresh jokes are sure to bring a smile to everyone’s face. What do you call a cow that tells jokes? A cow-median! What do you call a hurt cow? Ow. Why do cows have bells? Their horns don’t work. What do you call a scared cow? A cow-herd. What do you call a disappearing cow? Moodini. How do you count cows? With a cowculator! Why couldn’t anyone find the cow? Because it was ca-moo-flaged! What do cows love to read? A cattle-ogue. Where do cows get their medicine? The farmacy. Why do cows stay close together when it’s cold out? To keep each udder warm! Where do baby cows eat lunch? In the calf-eteria. What is a cow’s favorite color? Marooooon. What do you call a cow that’s out of this world? An animal in udder space. What do cows use in their text messages? E-moo-jis! What do cows celebrate on December 31? Moo Year’s Eve! Why are cows so good at math? They love to cownt. What do cows do for fun? Go to the mooo-vies. What says “ooooooo … “? A cow with no lips. What did the farmer say to the calf? “It’s pasture bedtime”. What do cows do in their free time? Listen to mooosic. What is a cow’s dream job? Being an udder cover agent. Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the udder side! What do you call a cow that plays a trumpet? A moosician. What do you call a bad-tempered cow? Moo-dy. Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose. Why did the farmer feed money to his cow? He wanted rich milk. What do you get when you cross a cow with a Smurf? Blue cheese. Where do cows go for a vacation? Cow-lifornia. What does a cow make when the sun comes out? A shadow. What do you call a cow in an earthquake? A milkshake. What do you call a cow eating grass? A lawn mooer. What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk. What vegetable is cows favorite? Cow-liflower! What happens when cows stop shaving? They grow moostaches. Where will you find the most cows? In Moo York. Why did the kid want to buy a brown cow? To get chocolate milk. What did the farmer say to the lazy cow? “Just give me 2% milk.” What do cows watch on the internet? Moo-tube. What does a cow say when it hears a bad joke? “I am not a-moo-sed.” What kind of milk do desert cows make? Powdered milk! What’s a cow’s favorite school subject? Cowculus. Where do cows carry their valuable documents? In their beef-case. Who’s in charge of the dairy farm? The cow-ptain. How do you make a cow be quiet? Press the moo-te button. Where would a cow sleep at a cattle sleepover? On the cow-ch. What happened to the lost cattle? Nobody’s herd. Where did the cow spend all its money? At the cow-sino. What did the cow say to its therapist? “I feel seen, but not herd.” Where do Russian cows come from? Mos-cow. Where do the cows go on a day out? To a moo-seum. What do you call a cow that can’t make milk? A milk dud. How do cows find their way around the farm? They use cow-ordinates!
Cow Puns
These cow puns are simply legen-dairy! Whether you’re looking for a laugh, a witty pun for a card, or just some fun wordplay, this collection will have you mooing with delight! Cow are you doing? You are legen-diary! I like your mooves! I herd that. I love you so moo-ch! Everything goes in one ear and out the udder with you. Don’t you udder-stand? What a cow-incidence. I’m udderly in love with you. Seize the moo-ment! Also, check out our collection of shark jokes, fish puns and jokes as well as octopus jokes for more under-the-sea giggles.
