Corn Jokes and Riddle Jokes
We’ve husked up the funniest corn jokes and riddle jokes just for kids! These clean, corny laughs are perfect for sharing with friends or brightening up any day. What do you need to win a corn maze competition? Corn-centration! What happens if you tell a joke to the corn? It pops! Why do corn farmers make great friends? They’re all ears! What do you call a corn that’s great at math? A corn-culator! What were the charges against the popcorn in court? A-salt. What do you call a corn who tells tall tales? A corn artist! Why was the corn always happy? Because it had a-maize-ing friends! How does a corn stay in shape? It does ear-obics! Why was everyone letting the corn tell them what to do? He was the kernel. What do you call a corn that loves to joke? A corn-median! What kind of corn do baby dogs like? Pupcorn. What’s a corn’s favorite type of music? Corn-try! What kind of music makes corn nervous? Pop music! What do you call an animal that only eats corn? A corn-ivore! What do you call someone who donates popcorn to movie night? A corn-tributor! What kind of corn can you eat but never grows? Candy corn. What do you call a corn that joins the circus? A corn-tortionist! How do you cheer up sad corn? Tell it some corny jokes! What do you call a party thrown by corn? A corn-ival! What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s pop corn? What is popcorn’s zodiac sign? Capri-corn. What do you call a mythical corn creature? A unicorn! What do you call buying a huge amount of corn at once? Stalk investment. What is the corn’s favorite part of a cornfield? The corner. What kinds of pizza does a corn get? A popperoni!
Corn Puns
Ready for some a-maize-ing wordplay? These corny puns are perfect for kids and sure to add some pop to your notes, crafts, or jokes of the day. Get ready to laugh until you’re out of stalk! You’re a-maize-ing! You corn count on me. Corn-trol yourself! Corn-gratulations! Be corn-fident! I’m corn-fused. Also, check out our collection of carrot jokes, tomato puns and jokes as well as farm animal jokes for more giggles.
