From silly one-liners to clever wordplay, our jokes are eggs-actly what you need for a fun-filled time! So, gather the flock and let the giggles begin!
Chicken Jokes and Riddle Jokes
Looking for jokes that’ll make kids cluck with laughter? This collection of more than 50 chicken jokes and riddle jokes is packed with egg-citing humor that’s fun for everyone! What did the chicken say when it laid a square egg? “Ouch!” What do you call a prankster chicken? A practical yolker. Why did the egg hide? Because it was a little chicken. How do you send a chicken a letter? In a hen-velope. What day of the week do chickens hate most? Fry-day! How do chickens wake up on time? Alarm clucks! What do you call a great chicken? Im-peck-able! What do you call a chicken who does things its own way? Eggcentric! What do you call a chicken who tells jokes? A comedi-hen. What’s a chicken’s favorite school subject? Egg-onomics! Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide. Why did the chicken cross the construction site? To see a person lay a brick. What do chickens plant in their garden? Eggplants! What do chickens order for dessert? Coop-cakes! Why do chicken families visit parks? To go on peck-nics. What do you call a bird that’s scared of flying? A chicken. What’s a chicken’s greatest fear? A poultry-geist. What’s the door to a chicken coop called? The hentrance. What’s an egg’s favorite type of coffee? Eggspresso! Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on a hill? An eggroll. Where are chicks born? In Chick-cago. What did the chicken say after it burped? Eggs-cuse me! What do you call a chicken who likes to go on safari? An eggs-plorer! Why did the chickens cross the road? They thought it was an egg-cellent idea! Why was the chicken sent to jail? it committed fowl play! How do chickens leave the building? They use the eggs-it! What do you call a chicken in a hot tub? Soup. What does a chicken wipe it’s beak with? A henkerchief. How do chickens get stronger and stronger? They eggs-ercise! How do you know when a chicken has been naughty? It’s wearing hen-cuffs. Where in the US will you see most chickens? Yolkahoma. Why don’t chickens tell jokes? Because they’d crack each other up! What’s a chicken’s favorite flower? A peck-onia. Why did the chicken go to school? To improve its hen-dwriting. What’s the one dance chickens refuse to do? The foxtrot! What did the chicken say to the librarian? “Book, book, book!” Did you hear about the chicken who could only lay eggs in the winter? She was no spring chicken. How do chickens dance? Chick to chick! What do you call a chicken with a disability? Hendicapped.
Chicken Puns
Egg-stra funny and full of charm, these chicken puns are perfect for gift tags, cards, or cracking a smile with friends. Get ready for some clever wordplay that’s sure to delight! Hope your day is simply eggcellent! You look so hen-some today. It’s time to wing it! Best of cluck! No eggs-cuses, let’s make today count! You’re eggs-eptional! Thanks for being so coop-erative! Yolk’s on you! Have a peck-tacular birthday! Don’t worry, be clucky! Keep calm and peck on! Also, check out our collection of shark jokes, fish puns and jokes as well as octopus jokes for more under-the-sea giggles.
