Whether you’re looking for a playful joke for a lunchbox note or a silly giggle at bedtime, these fun cat jokes and puns will have everyone feline fine!
Cat Jokes and Riddle Jokes
Looking for some purr-worthy laughs? We’ve got the best cat jokes that are paws-itively hilarious! From silly puns to whisker-tickling one-liners, this collection is the cat’s meow, guaranteed to leave you feline fantastic! Why was the cat so agitated? She was in a bad mewd. What do you call a cat that works in business? A purrfessional! If your cat was an artist, what would they paint? Paw-traits. Where did the cat go to learn about art? The meow-seum. What’s a cat’s favorite food? Paw-sta. Who gives cats the best presents? Santa Claws! Have you ever seen a catfish? No. How would they hold the rod and reel? What do you call the cat that gets caught by the police? The purrpetrator. Where does a cat go when it loses its tail? The retail store! What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain. Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs! What kind of sports car does a cat drive? A fur-rari. I told my cat about my plans, but she just gave me a purr-suasive look. Why are cats good at video games? Because they have nine lives! What is a cat’s way of keeping law and order? Claw enforcement. Why don’t kittens like online shopping? They prefer cat-alogues. Why do cats hate laptops? They don’t have a mouse. Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens. Why did the cat get pulled over by the police? Because it littered. What did the cat say when it lost all its money? “I’m paw!” Why did the cat become a magician? He loved to purrform tricks. What sports do cats play? Hairball. What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have? A catastrophe! What’s a cat’s favorite button on the TV remote? Paws. How many cats can you put into an empty box? Only one. After that, the box isn’t empty. What do you call a cat who teaches at a university? A purrfessor. Why did the cat ask for a drum set? To play some purrcussion! Why is it annoying to watch TV with cats? They keep paw-sing the show. How does a cat answer the phone? “Meow may I help you?” Why did the cat get in trouble at school? Because it was being a real copy-cat! What’s a cat’s favorite dessert? A mice cream! How do cats get over a fight? They hiss and make up. Why don’t cats play hide and seek? Because they’re always spotted taking a nap! What is a cat’s favorite color? Purrple. Why did my cat get fired from her job? Because she only did the bare mew-nimum! Why was the cat afraid of the tree? Because of its bark. Why do cats make terrible storytellers? They only have one tail. Why was the cat sitting on the computer? He wanted to keep an eye on the mouse. Did you hear about the cat that climbed the Himalayas? She was a sher-paw. Why is the cat scared to look under the bed? Because of the meow-nster! What is a cat’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory. What did the cat say when it got scratched? Meowch! Why couldn’t I stop laughing at my cat’s jokes? Because they were hiss-terical! What do you call a kitten who cuts her hair really short? A bob cat! What is a cat’s favorite kitchen tool? The whisker. What is a cat’s favorite type of exercise? Paw-lates! What did the cat say to the other cat before going to the store? Don’t fur-get to buy more catnip! What do cats wear to bed? Paw-jamas. What did I say when I turned on my cat’s favorite song? Turn up the mewsic and get this pawty started!
Cat Puns
Prepare to unleash some serious giggles with this purr-fectly punny collection of cat puns! Whether you’re looking for a meow-gical joke for a card, a funny caption, or just a way to make someone smile, these feline-inspired puns are sure to be a paws-itive hit. You’ve cat to be kitten me! I’m feline fine! Stop stressing meowt! Happy purr-thday! Cut the cat-itude! Purrfect! Meow you doing? You’re not that cl-awful! Now wait just a meowment. You’re so purr-etty! You’re clawsome! Paw-don me. You’re my purr-ince. You’re my purr-incess! Purr-don me. Also, check out our collection of shark jokes, fish puns and jokes as well as octopus jokes for more under-the-sea giggles.
