From fluffy tails to hopping humor, this collection will have everyone laughing. So, get ready to giggle, snicker, and hare your love for bunny fun!
Bunny Jokes and Riddle Jokes
Get ready to jump into some bunny fun with more than 40 bunny jokes and riddles! Perfect for kids, these jokes are lighthearted, clever, and sure to bring big smiles to little faces. Why don’t bunnies ever get hot in the summer? They have hare-conditioning! What’s a bunny’s favorite type of music? Hip-hop! How do rabbits travel? By hare-plane! What do you call a happy bunny? A hop-timist Where do bunnies learn to fly? In the hare force. What do bunnies sing at birthday parties? Hoppy birthday to you! How do bunnies stay in shape? They do hare-obics! How do you catch a unique bunny? Unique up on it. What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit? A bunny ribbit! What do bunnies say before they eat? Lettuce pray! Where do bunnies go after their wedding? On bunnymoon! What’s the difference between a healthy bunny and a clown bunny? One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny. What kind of jewelry do bunnies wear? 24-carrot rings! What did the rabbit say to his wife? No bunny compares to you. How do you send a letter to a bunny? Hare mail. Which famous bunny has fleas? Bugs Bunny. How do bunnies start an apology? They say, “Hare me out!” What’s the difference between a crazy rabbit and a fake dollar bill? One is a mad bunny and the other is bad money. How do bunnies keep their fur looking good? They use hare-spray. What do you call it when bunny doctors work together? A hop-eration! Why did the bunny like the action movie? It was hare-raising. Did you hear about the bunny who refused to leave its burrow? It was having a bad hare day. What does a bunny say when it thinks it heard someone? Any-bunny there? Why can’t bunnies be trusted? They’re always jumping to conclusions. Why did the rabbit go to the barber? It needed a hare cut. What kind of books do rabbits like to read? Stories with hoppy endings. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? You never see a rabbit wearing glasses. Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world? It has four rabbit’s feet! How can you tell if a bunny is getting old? Look for gray hares. What do bunnies use after a shower? A hare dryer. Why do bunnies get so tired in April? Because they just finished a March. What do you call a picture of bunnies that plays tricks on your eyes? A hop-tical illusion! What do you call 40 bunnies walking backwards? A receding hare line. What’s a bunny’s favorite subject in school? Hare-ithmetic! What do you get if you cross a rabbit with a skunk? A funny smell and a lot of hopping! Why do bunnies always come back down after they hop? G-rabbit-y! How does a bunny fix his computer? By changing the hare-ware! What do you call a bunny who tells jokes? A funny bunny! Why did the bunny lift weight? To become a bunny-builder. Where do bunnies go when they aren’t feeling well? The hops-spital! What did the bunny say after getting a job offer? Thanks for the hop-portunity. Why didn’t the bunny eat lunch? He didn’t carrot all!
Bunny Puns
Our bunny puns are the perfect way to hop into fun! Use them for cards, captions, or just for a good laugh, you’re sure to have a hare-raising time! I found some bunny to love. I wish you were hare. Keep calm and carrot on. I want to be a million-hare. There’s no-bunny like you. Everybunny loves a good pun. Stay hop-timistic! Bunbelievable! My puns are very bunny. Bunny, I’m home. You’re hare-larious. You’re so bunny. Also, check out our collection of shark jokes, fish puns and jokes as well as octopus jokes for more under-the-sea giggles.
