If you’re buzzing to share some giggles at snack time, preparing for a bug-themed party, or just looking to add some laughs to your day, these jokes will have everyone in stitches. So, grab your magnifying glass and let’s get ready to “bug” out with some silly fun!
Bug Jokes and Riddle Jokes
Get ready for a swarm of giggles with our bug jokes and riddle jokes! Filled with silly, clever humor, these jokes are perfect for kids who love to laugh and think. From buzzing bees to crawling critters, these fun riddles and jokes will keep everyone entertained. What kind of bugs smell the best? Deodor-ants. What do you call a spider with 8 eyes? A spiiiiiiiider. Why don’t ants get sick? They have little ant-ibodies. Why did the principal hate bug jokes? She found them to bee irritating! What do you call a well-dressed ant? Eleg-ant. What do you call an insect on the moon? A lunar-tick. Where do wasps go when they get sick? The wasp-ital! What do you call a female insect? A ladybug. Why did the spider go to the computer store? He needed a new web server. What did the butterfly say to the insect that wouldn’t stop talking? Shut your moth. Why do so few bugs live on military bases? Because of the strict no-fly zones! Why was the mosquito sad? Everyone said it sucked. What’s a bumblebee’s favorite sport? Rugbee. What looks like half of a butterfly? The other half. What did the firefly eat at the party? A light snack. What is the biggest ant in the world? An eleph-ant! What do you call a religious grasshopper? A praying mantis. Which bug is the hardest to understand? The mumble-bee! What letter can hurt you if it gets too close? Bee. How do fireflies start a race? Ready, set, glow! What do butterflies study in school? Mothematics. What goes hum-choo, hum-choo? A bee with a cold! Did you hear about the bed bug band? They mostly play covers. What’s a grasshopper’s favorite sport? Jumping to conclusions! How do fireflies start a race? “Ready, set, glow!” How do fleas travel? They itch-hike! What do you call a 100 year old ant? Antique. What did the firefly say to her best friend? You glow, girl. Why do bugs read comic books? For the ant-ticipation of the next issue. What do you call a fly without wings? A walk. What bugs live in clocks? Ticks! Where do bugs get off the train? At the infestation. Why was the mother firefly sad? Because her children weren’t that bright. Why did the fly breathe fire? It wanted to be a dragonfly. What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny. What is the greasiest bug? A butter-fly! Why are mosquitos religious? They prey on you. What do you call a snail on a ship? A snailor. Why did the queen bee go to the doctor? She had hives. What does a bee say after returning to the hive? Honey, I’m home. Why was the ant confused? Because all of his uncles were ants! Why did the beetle get kicked out of the park? Because he was a litter-bug. What do you call a wasp? A wanna-bee! Can a bee eat wood? No, but a termite.
Bug Puns
Buzz into a world of laughter with our collection of bug puns! These witty and playful puns are perfect for sharing some insect-inspired humor on cards, gift tags, or just for fun with your little bug lovers. It’s tax time. I need to hire an account-ant. You’re brilli-ant. Love is in the eye of the bee-holder. An undercover insect: a spyder. You did an excell-ant job. Snailed it! You’re pretty fly for a bug guy. I larva you. Stop bugging me. I’m feeling a bit ant-isocial today. St-ant up for yourself. Don’t beetle around the bush, just tell me the truth! Also, check out our collection of shark jokes, fish puns and jokes as well as octopus jokes for more under-the-sea giggles.
