Whether you need a quick giggle during a break, a fun way to spread some birdy cheer, or just want to wing it with some clever wordplay, these bird jokes are sure to lift your spirits. Perfect for making your day a little brighter and a lot more fun!
Bird Jokes and Riddle Jokes
Get ready for a flock of fun with our bird jokes! Perfect for kids, these jokes and riddle jokes will have everyone chirping with laughter: clean, silly, and full of feathered humor! What do you call a bird that’s afraid of heights? A chicken! What do birds do to keep in shape? Egg-sercise! What do you give a bird with a flu? Medical tweetment. What did the bird say when it was feeling cold? Brrr-d! What do birds give out on Halloween? Twig or tweets! What’s a bird’s favorite type of music? Tweet-hop! What do birds call other birds that live nearby? A nest-door neighbors. What do you call a bird that never remembers song lyrics? A hummingbird. What do birds call a test at school? Eggs-amination. How do baby birds get out of their shells? They follow the eggs-it signs. What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker? A bird that talks in Morse code. Why did the hawk sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! What’s a bird’s favorite school subject? Owl-gebra! What do you call a bird who’s always on the go? A roadrunner! What kind of bird works at a construction site? A crane! What do you call a funny chicken? A comedy-hen. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they would be called bagels! How do flocks of crows stay together? With Vel-crow! They said you sound like an owl. Who-o? What kind of bird doesn’t need a comb? A bald eagle.
Bird Puns
Get ready to spread your wings and soar with these bird puns! Perfect for adding a little extra cheer to cards, gift tags, or just for sharing with friends and family. That’s un-bird-lievable! Every-birdy needs a little wing of encouragement! You’re such a tweet-heart for loving birds. Toucan play at this game. Don’t bird-en yourself with too many worries. Bird-leaving in yourself is the key to success. Owl bet you’re a wise one. I’m having the most egg-cellent bird-day ever! What a bird-iful day to be outdoors! No need to crow about it, we are all awesome! Owl always be here for you! I told the duck a joke, he quacked up! Also, check out our collection of shark jokes, fish puns and jokes as well as octopus jokes for more under-the-sea giggles.
