So if you’re looking to add some laughter to craft time, need a honey of a joke for a family gathering, or just want to chuckle about our buzzing friends, these jokes will surely create a swarm of smiles. Grab your wings, and let the bee-laughter begin!
Bee Jokes and Riddle Jokes
Get ready to buzz with laughter with our bee and riddle jokes collection! Perfect for kids, these jokes are filled with sweet, clean humor that will have everyone smiling from hive to hive. Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb. Which is a bee’s favorite sport? Rug-bee. Why did the bee start a company? It wanted to make some buzz-iness moves! What did one bee say to the other? I love bee-ing with you, honey! What’s a bee’s favorite haircut? A buzz cut. Who says “zzzub zzzub zzzub”? A bee flying backward. Who’s a bee’s favorite artist? Pablo Bee-casso. What did the bee say to the naughty bee? Bee-hive yourself. Where did Noah keep his bees? In the ark hives. Which car do bugs like to drive? A bee-tle! What do you call a bee that works for the government? A pollen-tician. What does the bee say to his honey? I love you to the moon and bee-yond. What do bees use for bird watching? Bee-noculars. Why do bees hum when they’re singing? They don’t know the words. A man went to the beekeeper to buy some bees. All the bees had price tags on them except one. It was a freebie. What do you call a bee that needs a drink? Bee-hydrated. What do you call a bee you can’t understand? A mumble bee. What would bears be without bees? Just ears. What do you call a little bee? A ba-bee. What do you get if you cross a bee with a dog? A beegle. Where do bees go on holiday? To the bee-ach. What vehicle is a bee’s favorite? A beecycle. What kind of bees make milk, not honey? Boo-bies. What kind of bee is good for you? Vitamin Bee. What kind of bee can’t make up its mind? A maybe. When do bees get married? When they find their honey. I found a girlfriend who’s into bees. She’s a keeper. What’s a bee’s favorite snack? Beescuits. How do bees get to school? They take the school buzz. What do you call a bee on a diet? A chub-bee! Where do bees sleep? In their bee-drooms! What do bees wear to the beach? A bee-kini! Where are bees from? Pollend. What do bees do when their friend moves into a new hive? They throw them a house-swarming party. What do bees order at a restaurant? Humburgers. Why are A’s like flowers? Because bee’s come after them! What did the bee say to the flower? Hey bud. What does a bee call its backup plan? Plan Bee. What do you call a bee that’s returned from the dead? A zombee. Why did the bees go on strike? They wanted more honey and shorter working flowers. What do bees chew? Bumble gum. What’s a bee’s favorite flower? Bee-gonias!
Bee Puns
Get ready to buzz into pun-tastic fun with our collection of bee puns! These clever and playful puns are perfect for adding a sweet touch to cards, crafts, or just sharing a laugh with your little busy bees. Prepare for some un-bee-lievable wordplay! Bee-lieve in yourself! Bee mine forever! You’re un-bee-lievably sweet! Everything will bee okay. Hive never felt this way bee-fore. Don’t worry, bee happy! Let’s make it a bee-autiful day! Thanks for bee-ing my friend! Bee-cause you’re awesome! Thanks for always bee-ing there! I can’t help pollen in love with you. Bee proud of how far you’ve come! Bee-ginnings are always exciting! To bee or not to bee, that is the question. Best buzzies forever! He didn’t hive a clue. You’re un-bee-table at what you do! Hive a super fun day! Beehive yourself. Thanks for always pollen me in the right direction! Also, check out our collection of shark jokes, fish puns and jokes as well as octopus jokes for more under-the-sea giggles.
