From playful bear wordplay to silly bear humor, this collection is perfect for sharing some giggles with family and friends. Whether you’re a kid at heart or just love a good pun, these bear jokes are sure to bring the fun!
Bear Jokes and Riddle Jokes
Get ready to roar with laughter with our collection of bear jokes and riddle jokes! Packed with silly humor and playful twists, these jokes are perfect for kids who love to giggle. Why do bears have thick coats? Fur protection. How do you start a teddy bear race? Ready teddy go! What does a bear scientist do? Ex-bear-iments. How much work does a lazy bear do? Bear-ly any. Why don’t bears wear shoes? Because they like to go bear-foot. What do you call a bear with no ear? B. Why don’t bears trust anyone? They’ve been bear-trayed before! How do bears keep cool? They use bear-conditioning. Why don’t bears use computers? They’re scared of the internet cookies! What do you call a convincing bear? Bear-suasive. How do bears send letters? By bear mail! How do bears stay so fit? Bearobics! What do you call a freezing bear? A brrrr-ear! Why was the bear a good musician? He had the best bearitone! Why did the bear go to the doctor? For an o-bear-ation. Where can you find bears in Germany? Bear-lin. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! What are a bear’s four favorite months of the year? Septem-bear, Octo-bear, Novem-bear and Decem-bear. Why couldn’t the bear enter the bear club? It didn’t have a mem-bear-ship. What do you call a bear’s boss? The su-bear-visor. What did the bear say after he fell down the stairs? How em-bear-assing. What do you call a pair of baby bears? A cub-le. What do you call a bear that chops wood? A lum-bear-jack. What do bears use for storage? Cub-inets. Who is a bear’s favorite poet? William Shakes-bear. What couldn’t the bear get to the other side? There was a bear-rier. What do young female bears play with? Bear-bie dolls. How does a bear stop a movie? They hit the paws button. What do bears order at a Mexican restaurant? Bear-ritos. What do bears with crooked teeth need? Bear-aces. Why did the bear read a dictionary? To improve its vo-cub-ulary. What do you call a bear that makes coffee? A bear-ista. What do bears read every morning? The newspa-bear. Why are bears so good at math? They’re great at bear-ithmetic! What does a bear put on before a date? Bear-fume. What is the bear’s favorite motto? Always be pre-bear-ed. What do baby bears eat for dessert? Cub-cakes. Where do bears go to get a haircut? The bar-bear-shop. Why can bears do whatever the want? They have li-bear-ty. What do bears like to eat for lunch? Bear-gers! How do bears hide things? They bear-y them. What’s a bear’s favorite thing to draw? A self pawtrait. What do bears call the day they were born? Their bear-thday. What’s a bear’s favorite ice cream? Strawbeary. What do you call a bear that thinks it’s more important than others? Bear-rogant. Why do bears travel light? They only bring the bear necessities. How do bears prefer to travel? On a bear-o-plane.
Bear Puns
Get ready for a “beary” good time with our collection of bear puns! These clever and fun puns are perfect for sharing laughs with friends, family, or even on greeting cards. You’re un-bear-ably cute! Have a bear-y good day! You’re the bear-y best. Cub-gratulations! Bear-illiant idea! You are un-bear-lievable! Don’t worry, bear happy! I bear-lieve in you. One hundred bear-cent. There is no bear-riers for people like you! Also, check out our collection of shark jokes, fish puns and jokes as well as octopus jokes for more under-the-sea giggles.
