So grab a banana (or two), gather your giggles, and let’s go bananas with laughter!
Banana Jokes and Riddle Jokes
We’ve gathered the silliest banana jokes and riddles that are totally a-peel-ing! These clean, kid-friendly zingers are perfect for snack time, car rides, or sharing a giggle with friends. What is a sheep’s favorite fruit? A baaaa-nana! Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They always hang around in bunches! What did the banana say to the judge? “I’m going to win this case on a-peel!” What is yellow and goes 20 miles per hour? A banana in a washing machine. How do you call a ghost banana? Boo-nana! What do bananas say when they answer the phone? “Yellow?” What do you call two banana peels? A pair of slippers! What do you do if you see a blue banana? Try to cheer it up! Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn’t find a date. Bananas don’t leave. They just hand around. What’s invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey farts. What did the green banana think about the ripe banana? He was green with envy. Why did the banana go to see the doctor? It wasn’t peeling very well. What do you call a banana that likes to dance? A banana shake! What happens when a banana gets a suntan? It peels! What kind of key opens a banana? A mon-key! Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm? He kept throwing the bent bananas away. Why were the apple and orange alone? Because the banana split! Why did the banana go to the party alone? It couldn’t find an a-peel-ing partner! What do you call a banana eating a banana? Canabananalism. What do you call a monkey with a banana in each ear? Anything you like, he can’t hear you!
Banana Puns
Go bananas for punny fun! These hilarious banana puns are perfect for cards, lunch notes, or anytime you need a fruity laugh. Get ready for some a-peel-ing wordplay that’s sure to split your sides! Peeling great today! I’m going bananas for you! Bana-nice to meet you. Yellow there. This is un-peel-ievably fun! Peel better soon! Keep calm and eat a banana. Also, check out our collection of fruit jokes, cherry riddles as well as banana riddles for more fruity giggles.
