Whether you’re adding a bit of fruity fun to your lunchbox, sharing with friends, or just in the mood for some silly wordplay, these clean and a-peel-ing jokes are perfect for any occasion. So take a bite out of these jokes and get ready to laugh until you’re grinning from ear to ear!
Apple Jokes and Riddle Jokes
We’ve gathered the funniest apple jokes and riddles for you and your kids to enjoy! Sweet, silly, and full of laughter, these clean jokes are perfect for brightening up your day! Why did the apple stop in the middle of the road? It ran out of juice. What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm. What do you call an end to all fruits? An apple-calypse. What did the apple say to the orange? “You’re a-peeling!” What do you call two apples next to each other? A pear. If you have 10 apples in one hand and 5 apple pies in the other, what do you have? Very big hands! Why did the apple start a band? It wanted to make some jam! Why did the apple pie cry? Its peelings were hurt. What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree? A pineapple. Why did the apple get a makeover? It wanted to look a-peeling! What happens when you throw a green apple into the Red Sea? It gets wet. Why did the apple sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the bytes! What did the apple tree say to the hungry caterpillar? Leaf me alone. Why did the apple join the circus? It loved all the apple-ause. How many apples grow on a tree? All of them. What lives in an apple and loves to read? A bookworm. Where do the most apples grow? In the Apple-achian Mountains! What is square and red? An apple in disguise. Why should you hire an apple pie? They are crustworthy.
Apple Puns
Get ready to “crunch” into some fun with these apple puns your kids will love! From lunchboxes to cards, these fruity wordplay jokes are perfect for adding a juicy twist of laughter wherever you go! You’re the apple of my pie. You’re apple-solutely the best! They lived apple-y ever after. I apple-aud your efforts. I peel so happy! I would like to apple-ogize. Work hard and you will succ-seed in life. Also, check out our collection of fruit riddles, fruit puns and jokes as well as banana riddles for more fruity giggles.
