Whether you’re looking for a joke to share, a riddle to stump your friends, or just a reason to giggle, this collection has you covered. So, hold on to your hay, because the laughs are coming your way!
Alpaca and Llama Jokes
Looking for some jokes that are shear fun? These alpaca and llama jokes will have you giggling like a goofy farm animal! Get ready for some fuzzy, funny fun! What do llamas order at the ice cream shops? Banana spits. What do alpacas say when they meet someone new? “Fleeced to meet you!” Why did the llama win the rap battle? Because he was good at spitting. What did the llama get when he graduated school? A dipllama. What did the alpacas go as for their group costume? The zombie alpacalypse. How do llamas think the world will end? Llamageddon. What do you call a llama with a cold? An ill-ama. What do you get when you cross a turtle and an alpaca? A turtleneck sweater. How do llamas wake up in the morning? They use a-llama clocks. What did the llama say when the alpaca asked why he knew so many jokes? Llama funny guy. What do you get if you mix an alpaca with a dog? A wool-f. Why didn’t the llama want coffee? He only drinks llamanade. What did the male alpaca say when he was kicked out of the house for cheating on his wife? Alpaca bag. How do llamas say goodbye? “Llama see you later!”
Alpaca and Llama Riddles
Think you can solve these llama and alpaca riddles? They’re tricky, silly, and sure to make you laugh! Challenge your brain and your friends, let’s riddle away! Riddle: Up in the mountains, cozy and warm, wrapped in a coat that’s my natural form. With short little ears and a round little face, I stick to my herd and love my space. My llama cousin walks so high, but I stay fluffy, warm, and shy. What am I? (alpaca) Riddle: Count my letters, there’s six in my name, with “A” in the front, I’m fluffy and tame. My wooly fleece is famous, my face is sweet, standing in herds on sturdy feet. What am I? (alpaca) Riddle: A mountain traveler, bold and tough, walking through paths so rocky and rough. My cousin the alpaca has wool so fine, but carrying loads? That job is mine! What am I? (llama) Riddle: I have five letters, my name starts with “LL,” I walk up mountains and carry well. But if I’m mad, don’t get too near, I just might spit, so stand back, dear! What am I? (llama) Riddle: My fleece is famous, soft and light, keeping you warm all through the night. My cousin the llama is bigger, it’s true, but I have the wool that’s best for you! What am I? (alpaca) Riddle: I look like a camel, but I’m not so tall, my back has no humps, no bumps at all! I’m fluffy and soft, but here’s a twist, if I’m annoyed, I might just spit! What am I? (llama) Riddle: I have fluffy fur and long legs too, through mountains high, I carry for you. I hum when I’m happy, I spit when I’m mad, with tall ears and a neck so glad. Bigger than an alpaca, that’s me, in South America, where I should be! What am I? (llama) Riddle: I have a soft, fuzzy coat, I like to live in the mountain’s remote. I’m smaller than a llama but look quite the same, with six letters, I’m known by my name. What am I? (alpaca) Riddle: I may look like a llama, but my wool is my fame, I’m shorter than them, but I’m never the same. I don’t spit as much, I’m cute and so bright, with soft, fluffy fur that feels just right! What am I? (alpaca) Riddle: I’m fluffy and proud, I like to stand tall, I might spit sometimes, but I’m friendly overall. With my long neck and ears, you’ll spot me with drama, I’m known as fuzzy, I am a _____. (llama) Riddle: I’m a little bit stubborn, with a coat full of fluff, I’ll greet you with a spit when I’ve had enough. But when I’m happy, I’m sweet like a mamma, I like to eat grass, I am a _____. (llama) Riddle: I munch on grass in the bright sun, my soft, fluffy fur is second to none. When I rest, my coat is my pajama, I sometimes often spit, because I am a _____. (llama)
Alpaca and Llama Puns
These alpaca and llama puns are spit-tacular! Whether you love wordplay or just want a good laugh, these silly puns are guaranteed to make your day extra fun! Alpaca bag, let’s go! No prob-llama! Llama be clear, these puns are top-tier. You’re spit-acular! Wool you be my friend? You’re llama-zing! Also, check out our collection of bull jokes, goose puns and jokes as well as tulip jokes and riddles for more giggles.
